(long) A review of "The Old Man and the Key (DABF09)"

S13E13 The Old Man and the KeyliveMar 11, 2002, 10:50 PM ETthe next day28 posts by 11 posters
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Benjamin Robinson

[The long of it]

At one point in "The Old Man and the Key," someone picks up a chamber- of-commerce brochure for Branson, Missouri. "So you've settled for Branson," it reads. Wholesome Branson doesn't cut it with the jet- setters who flock to New York or Paris, but if you're in the right frame of mind can be a pretty good place to go. Likewise, "The Old Man and the Key" doesn't have a lot of cutting-edge humor or intricate plot developments. If you're in the right frame of mind, though, it's not a bad episode.

A lot of the humor here hinges on the concept of role-reversal, with parents acting like children, and vice-versa. After his neighbor dies, a new old lady catches Abe Simpson's eye. As Abe tries to court Zelda, he, she, and the whole gang at the retirement castle, act like teenagers (or even younger) again. "Old Man" goes through most of the permutations of this joke, some of them quite clever. When Homer tries to "ground" his father by taking away his car keys, Grampa carps, "Lisa gets to do what she wants." Earlier, he throws a temper tantrum that's kind of cute. I also liked a rival gang of oldsters, whose signature style is the souvenir jackets they wear. On the whole, however, this is a premise that works best in short punchy scenes; it doesn't quite carry a full-length show.

Another problem is Zelda herself. Despite a portrayal by Olympia Dukakis, her character isn't as interesting as Beatrice Simmons or Jackie Bouvier. Instead, she's more of a relatively pretty thing for Abe and a minivan-driving Casanova to fight over.

In its favor, "The Old Man and the Keys" has a nice third act, ending up in an amusing showdown in Branson, Missouri. (I'll bet Bart didn't think he'd be back *there* again.) The final homage to "The Beverly Hillbillies" is neat, too. Like that series, tonight's episode isn't a critical breakthrough, but its generally a solid effort, and I'll settle for that.

[The short of it]

Much of the humor in this show depends on role-reversal, with parents acting like children, and vice-versa. The idea doesn't carry the show, but it does generate some good scenes, like Abe's run-in with a rival gang. The apple of Abe's eye for this go-around, however, isn't as interesting as some of his past loves.

[DYNs]

... [off-topic] tonight's Florida lotto was 0-0-0-0? Freaky [*]. ... Bart's pantomiming to the "I&S" theme? ... Lisa switches hands while waving to us folks in TV land?

[*]	Yes, I realize the odds are exactly the same for this as for a
	"boring" number like 3-2-9-0.  But you hardly ever see all four
	of the same number.

[References]

"The Old Man and the Sea" (novel) - as has been pointed out even before the show began, the title of this show is another in a long series spoofing Hemingway's book

Old Spice (aftershave) - Abe's signature scent is Old Old Spice

Scrabble Battleship (board games) - Homer and Bart play make up a hybrid called Scrabbleship

"Dude, Where's My Car?" (movie) - drive in shows, "Dude, Where's My Virginity?"

"Sharp-Dressed Man" (video) - three bearded old guys from the old folks' home look like ZZ Top in the video for their song

~"Rebel Without a Cause" (movie) - rival gangs settle differences with a death race (but not off a cliff, like in the movie)

Ritz-Carlton (hotel chain) - hotel in Branson called the "Grits Carlton"

"hot-diggity dog!" (expression) - Abe says, "Hot diggity Dodge!" [Dodge is a make of car in the U.S.]

"The Vagina Monologues" (play) - one of the shows in Branson is, "The Angina Monologues"

Branson, Missouri (city) Charles Bronson (actor) - family mistakenly stops in Bronson, Missouri

"That's Entertainment!" (movie) - stage show is called "That's Familiar!"

Hollywood sign - at "That's Familiar," there's a "BRANSON" sign in the same style

Yakov Smirnoff (comedian) - the comedian with the Soviet Union shtick might actually *be* Smirnoff, but is never identified as such

"The Munsters" (TV series) - Homer acts like Herman does when he's frustrated

"The Beverly Hillbillies" (TV series) - cast waving goodbye to audience during end credits - Lisa says, "Y'all come back now, hear?" like Ellie May does

[Previous Episode References]

[CABF14] Blue Man Group mentioned [7F17], [1F21] Grampa in love [3F17] Bart visits Branson [1F08], [3F16], [BABF13] Marge still has the gambling monkey on her back [AABF02] Someone sarcastically called "Captain Bringdown"

[FFF]

Signs at senior drivers' class:

     SENIOR         MUST
    EDUCATION     CLEAN UP
     CLASSES      OWN MESS!
     TODAY

Sign in classroom:

    Road Safety
    +---------+
    |It Starts|
    |With You |
    +---------+

Newspaper headline:

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

Abe's new drivers' license:

               S P R I N G F I E L D
                  DRIVER LICENSE
    +-----------+ S6890145
    | picture   | ABRAHAM SIMPSON
    | of Abe    | SPRINGFIELD RETIREMENT CASTLE
    | yelling   | SPRINGFIELD [--], USA
    | at cloud  | SEX: M  HAIR: GR[--]
    |           | HT: 5-8  WT: 180
    +-----------+ [signature]
    The [--] indicates portion obscure by Selma's (or was that
    Patty's?) finger.

Drive-in:

SPRINGFIELD DRIVE IN

           DUDE, WHERE'S
           MY VIRGINITY?
    STARRING BRIDGET FONDA, JR.
          AND JUDD NELSON
        AS DEAN PROBATIONLY

Homer's list of things for Maggie:

    FROM THE DESK OF HOMER SIMPSON
    [Drawing ]
    [of Homer]
                 MILK
               PRETZELS
            MARTINI OLIVES

Sign near home:

      NO
    PINING

Branson brochure:

      So
    You've
    Settled
      for
    Branson

Branson shows:

      WILFRED        ANDY WILLIAMS
      BRIMLEY          PRESENTS        GLEN CAMPBELL
        IN               GLEN            PRESENTS
    "THE ANGINA        CAMPBELL            ANDY
     MONOLOGUES"                         WILLIAMS
    THAT'S
    FAMILIAR!
[Oops!]

The Hispanic gang's driver's dialogue does not match the on-screen subtitle. (The driver is really saying something about "the Devil's shoe.") This might have been a deliberate error.

[Personal Comments & Observations]

ZZ Top's "Sharp-Dressed Man" plays as Grampa drives away from the home.

The theme from "Popeye" plays when Abe's Viagra kicks in.

The radio in Marge's wagon is playing "Born to Be Wild," by Steppenwolf, when Abe changes stations.

The former XFL (the "X" was really for eXtreme, just like Homer said) was a joint project between Vince McMahon [?] and the NBC network. McMahon claimed that the "real" football league, the NFL, had become stale, ossified, and old. His new XFL would borrow a few tricks from his other wildly popular property, the WWF wrestling league. The XFL would cap salaries in the five digits, to keep the multi-million dollar candy-asses out, and would tweak the rules to allow rougher play. The first season was abbreviated -- eight regular season games, plus playoffs -- culminating in the million-dollar championship game Homer mentioned. NBC, which had lost the NFL broadcast rights to (ahem) Fox, committed to broadcasting the league games for two seasons. For NBC, that was about 1.9 seasons too long. Viewers tuned in the first game, only to quickly tune out when they discovered that XFL was basically NFL ball, but with less experienced players. Soon XFL games were setting ratings records -- for least-watched programs in prime time. For all networks, not just NBC, and for all times, not just this year. NBC got out of its contract at the end of the first season. With no one to show the games, the XFL quietly faded away, the latest failed attempt to provide an "alternative" pro football league.

As the percentage of elderly drivers grows, their record of accidents grows with it. While their total number of accidents is relatively small, the accident rate for elderly drivers is alarmingly high when looked at in comparison to the total number of miles driven. Part of the problem is that there's no set age when people can no longer drive -- a 90-year-olds can drive very safely, while his 70-year-old son could be a road hazard -- and little testing is done to see if someone who already has a license can actually still drive. There's a limited supply of "incompetent old driver" jokes though, so only Abe's run-in at the aquarium and Lisa's offhand comment touch on the issue.

Steve PortigalBenjamin Robinson

Although the location where this scene took place was visually suggestive of a similar scene in "Grease"

There was a King of the Hill episode recently that took place in Branson (do you think they had planned to air them on the same night, since they sometimes do that theme-throughout-several-shows crap on TV nowadays?) - they went to Smirnoff's club, and Bobby Hill wrote a similar joke to the one they parodied in this episode.

In American, you blank1 blank 2. In Russia, blank2 blank1 YOU!

You might enjoy imdb.com - they have info like this.

Dance Fever and Grease 2, I think. I'm not looking it up.

I don't know the name of the guy with the noises,

Charlie Callas. Looked him up after the show. He's been around a LONG time.

Although he does have a club in Branson (according to King of the Hill)

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Jason SaslowSteve Portigal

Zmed was one of the main characters on T.J. Hooker with William Shatner.

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NameLiteSteve Portigal

"Steve Portigal" wrote:

The location they were probably referencing (the old Los Angeles aquaducts) has been used for drag races in several '50s teen movies, including GIRLSTOWN.

Dr MusicNameLite

"NameLite" wrote in message news:[email]...

aquaducts) has

And don't forget "Terminator 2"

Yours truly, Some bozo

Benjamin RobinsonSteve Portigal

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: (long) A review of "The Old Man and the Key (DABF09)"" thread, Steve Portigal wrote:

Oh, I've been enjoying imdb.com since way back when they had only one banner add at the top of their pages. The problem is, I'm off-line when I write a review, so I can't easily look things up. What you see in a review is mainly what I can think of off the top of my head. Occasionally, I'll look up something from a book, if I have a relevant one nandy. I could scour the internet for more things to put in the reviews, but that would be too much like work.

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He was the guy who wasn't William Shatner or Heather Locklear in 'T.J. Hooker'

The one from the 'Police Academy' films? Michael Winslow.

He was a country singer, one of the biggest selling ones of the early 1950s. He was also a three-times guest star on 'I Love Lucy' as "Cousin Ernie".

David

ZedBenjamin Robinson

Benjamin Robinson wrote:

I don't know about the other Global stations in Canada, but here when something is going on during the credits, we see them. In "The Blunder Years", Moe is talking, so the credits are reduced in size towards to the left with the right side telling us which shows are coming on next. In "The Old Man and the Key", they did the same thing. When nothing happens, or I think nothing interesting is happening, we don't see anything. After the first two names of the credits, we go straight to the "Gracie Films" thing and the "Fox" thing and then the credits are all re-written and squeezed to the top right part corner of the screen with the rest of the screen full images from the next show.

It is very annoying and there's no way I'm watching the shows that are coming on next.

Z [email]
AcK!Zed

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002 13:30:25 GMT, Zed wrote:

Tell your Global affiliate, so they have complaints on file.

TTYL

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Dr MusicBenjamin Robinson

"Benjamin Robinson" wrote in message news:[email]...

As I mentioned in an earlier post (coincidentally *before* this episode aired), if you want to see him for real and you live in Canada, watch for The David Steinberg Show, Saturday afternoons on the Comedy Network.

Hosted a very popular TV series, as well.

Depends on your local Global affiliate. Viewers of CITV Edmonton missed the Beverly Hillbillies gag ENTIRELY.

Yours truly, Some bozo

Jason SaslowBenjamin Robinson

Bart stops waving after a while and his facial expression goes from happy to angry.

I mentioned in another post to this thread that Zmed held a lead role in T.J. Hooker for the duration of that show.

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Alan HamiltonJason Saslow

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002 09:22:08 -0500, Jason Saslow wrote:

And Grandpa falls asleep.

/ / * / Alan Hamilton * * [email]
The RackAlan Hamilton

Drunk and full of pie, Alan Hamilton wrote:

And he's ribbed awake by Homer... twice.

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Norman LandisBenjamin Robinson

I got here late, having watched on tape. I don't know if anyone else caught this reference:

Grandpa says "Can you forgive an old fool.....?"

This is a line spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol." So not only do you have to catch show-biz references, but you've got to be literate as well. Unless you think I'm refering to Alistair Sim.

Looking at the later responses made me feel old. People don't know Tennessee Ernie Ford, Charlie Callas, Adrian Zmed, Ray Jay Johnson? Why it seems like old times. I remember them well. Why in those days, we used to wear onions on our belts....zzzzzz...........

Norman LandisBenjamin Robinson

I got here late, having watched on tape. I don't know if anyone else caught this reference:

Grandpa says "Can you forgive an old fool.....?"

This is a line spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol." So not only do you have to catch show-biz references, but you've got to be literate as well. Unless you think I'm refering to Alistair Sim.

Looking at the later responses made me feel old. People don't know Tennessee Ernie Ford, Charlie Callas, Adrian Zmed, Ray Jay Johnson? Why it seems like old times. I remember them well. Why in those days, we used to wear onions on our belts....zzzzzz...........

Norman LandisBenjamin Robinson

I got here late, having watched on tape. I don't know if anyone else caught this reference:

Grandpa says "Can you forgive an old fool.....?"

This is a line spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol." So not only do you have to catch show-biz references, but you've got to be literate as well. Unless you think I'm refering to Alistair Sim.

Looking at the later responses made me feel old. People don't know Tennessee Ernie Ford, Charlie Callas, Adrian Zmed, Ray Jay Johnson? Why it seems like old times. I remember them well. Why in those days, we used to wear onions on our belts....zzzzzz...........

Norman LandisBenjamin Robinson

I got here late, having watched on tape. I don't know if anyone else caught this reference:

Grandpa says "Can you forgive an old fool.....?"

This is a line spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol." So not only do you have to catch show-biz references, but you've got to be literate as well. Unless you think I'm refering to Alistair Sim.

Looking at the later responses made me feel old. People don't know Tennessee Ernie Ford, Charlie Callas, Adrian Zmed, Ray Jay Johnson? Why it seems like old times. I remember them well. Why in those days, we used to wear onions on our belts....zzzzzz...........

Norman LandisBenjamin Robinson

I got here late, having watched on tape. I don't know if anyone else caught this reference:

Grandpa says "Can you forgive an old fool.....?"

This is a line spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol." So not only do you have to catch show-biz references, but you've got to be literate as well. Unless you think I'm refering to Alistair Sim.

Looking at the later responses made me feel old. People don't know Tennessee Ernie Ford, Charlie Callas, Adrian Zmed, Ray Jay Johnson? Why it seems like old times. I remember them well. Why in those days, we used to wear onions on our belts....zzzzzz...........

Norman LandisBenjamin Robinson

I got here late, having watched on tape. I don't know if anyone else caught this reference:

Grandpa says "Can you forgive an old fool.....?"

This is a line spoken by Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol." So not only do you have to catch show-biz references, but you've got to be literate as well. Unless you think I'm refering to Alistair Sim.

Looking at the later responses made me feel old. People don't know Tennessee Ernie Ford, Charlie Callas, Adrian Zmed, Ray Jay Johnson? Why it seems like old times. I remember them well. Why in those days, we used to wear onions on our belts....zzzzzz...........

Norman LandisNorman Landis

Thank Optimum Online for that little debacle. Either that or old age.

"Norman Landis" wrote in message news:h0Xj8.29094$[email]...

caught

literate

it

to

Jason SaslowNorman Landis

You should have the ability to cancel your repeated messages, depending on your NG viewer. If you've got netscape, highlight the message, right click and select "Cancel Message".

If it's not Netscape, it's probably something similar...

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AcK!Benjamin Robinson

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002 03:50:28 GMT, [email] (Benjamin Robinson) wrote:

Interestingly, there's a loop of animation: Abe also falls asleep at the same time following Lisa's hand switch - the animation is repeated about 2 and a half times...

Ah, so we do indeed know his weight... please ignore my comments in the earlier thread about his weight. ;)

'Religious' stuff gets the writers in the biggest trouble, apparently.

Ah, that's what it is.

Now does anyone know who sings that song that's used to promote the Morris Mini in Canada. The song goes, "my money's on the little guy"...

That pause was brought to you by www.imdb.com ;)

Or maybe not... imbd.com tells us all there is to know about him - his career spans from 1975 to the present. He was born in 1954 in Chicago and speaks Romanian as well as English.

More details here: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Zmed,+Adrian He was the host of a 1979 TV series called "Dance Fever"

He's also been in Glitter (a 1984 TV series, of course), Grease 2, and has had guest appearances on "Caroline in the City," "Starsky and Hutch," (where he seemed to have gotten his start - 1975), "Empty Nest."

There's a picture of him here: http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1063/4396-0014.jpg

Interestingly, he's standing there with William Shatner and Heather Locklear(?)

TTYL

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Dr MusicAcK!

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

Locklear(?)

Yeah, he was in "T.J. Hooker". Don't tell me the filmography left that out.

Yours truly, Some bozo

AcK!Dr Music

On Thu, 14 Mar 2002 13:35:38 GMT, "Dr Music" wrote:

No no, it *did* mention that.

TTYL

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Jason SaslowAcK!

His two other co-stars of TJ Hooker.

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In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "(long) A review of 'The Old Man and the Key (DABF09)'" thread, Benjamin Robinson wrote:

Whoops, forgot the letter grade: B-.

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Drunk and full of pie, Benjamin Robinson wrote:

Seven thumbs up.

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