Election day

Vote Quimby!

"Wavking" wrote in message news:[email]...

Its not his fault the stadium colapsed! If you were running for mayor, he would vote for you. Paid for by the Mayor Quimby for Mayor mayorial committee. -Aaron TheYAM.net

Mayor Quimby leven et a convicted criminal like Sideshow Bob out of prison. Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.

wysi

AGGGGHHHH!!!!

How about:

Mayor Quimby even let a convicted criminal like Sideshow Bob out of prison. Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.

Uhhh, I love Grimby!

wysi

"wysi" wrote in message news:3dc88ccb$[email]...

Now could I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?

Nathan

That could be any major!

typo, should be:

That could be any mayor!

Hey, according to this, im supposed to get a free pig every month! And 2 vessels of virtue pure.

Metlhd3138 wrote in message news:[email]...

Isn't that "two vestal virgins, pure" or are my fantasies effecting my hearing again?

-Bob

uhhhh...I dont think you would want a vestal virgin...they were sworn to celebacy and if they had sex they were buried alive...

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:3dcab2e8$[email]...

So they were hotter than Catholic school girls!!

Is Wisconsin turning into Florida? me thinks so...

"Mike McInnis" wrote in message news:d41y9.70759$[email]...

*trying to remember what state I live in* *looks at drivers license* WHOO HOO! -Aaron TheYAM.net

I was reading some news on the Net, and Mike McInnis wrote this rather amusing statement:

Not unless your in San Francisco, where they actually have to blame voters for showing up. Well you see, they didn't have enough of the paper-ballot's on hand in many of the districts, reason? More people showed up than estimated, result? 1000's (that's what my channel 7 news guy is saying) of people didn't get their vote cast.

And remember last vote cycle, they found many votes in a box floating in the Bay... hehehehe and I love explaining to those ppl that argue about how your vote counts... tell that to San Francisco... where many voters went home...

Somebody claiming to be TRGarner wrote in news:[email]:

Here in New York, where we use voting machines, we have elected judges, who are usually cross-endorsed so that the judges usually run unopposed. I have a problem with the idea of elected judges, so I cast write-in votes in judges' races. Imagine my surprise when I went to cast my write-in vote in 2000 -- and found my write-in vote from 1998 still on the ballot!

Somebody claiming to be "Mike McInnis" wrote in news:d41y9.70759$[email]:

Am I missing something?

"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

Probably referencing how close the governor's race was last night in Wisconsin. Or the now infamous bingo game. Doyle got elected governor. At least he will give Kringle and Pepsi to everyone! -Aaron TheYAM.net

On Tue, 5 Nov 2002 22:41:12 -0600, "Mike McInnis" wrote:

Well, since Florida is apparently no longer Florida, somebody's got to be Florida.

"I'm not a state! I'm a monster!"

"Wavking" wrote in message news:[email]...

Are you planning to stay here the entire night?

Vote Quimby!

"Wavking" wrote in message news:[email]...

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns!