You better not steal 'em, you network bastards!
"Osama the Lama" Osama bin Laden infiltrates the Springfield Buddhist Temple and tries to brainwash Lisa into suicide-bombing the church. Guest starring Richard Gere as the guy who tries to oppose terrorism nonviolently and gets disemboweled.
"Rumble Fission" Homer Jay tells about the time he had to choose between going to work at the Nucular Panner Plant and joining a violence gang. Guest starring Mickey Rourke as The Continuity Boy.
"Lard of the Rings" Marge finds a couple of 55-gallon drums of grease left over from Homer's grease-recycling business and goes into business selling onion rings. Guest starring the ghost of Jack Lemmon as the ghost of Frank Ormond.
"The Simpsons Episode GABF10: Attack of the Clowns" Sideshow Bob hypnotizes Krusty into destroying Springfield with, oh I don't know, a giant boxing glove on one of those extension dealies.
"Homey's Angels" Marge, Luanne van Houten, and Cookie Kwan dress in tight clothes and fight crime. Guest starring John Forsythe as the voice of the voice of Charlie.
"The Bart Identity" A young spiky-haired boy is pulled from the ocean with no memory and no clue to his identity except the stubby finger marks on his throat.