"I'm Ralph and I approve this message."
"Taxes are funny, hahahah"
Ralph Wiggum for President 2004
Sep 7, 2004, 2:20 PM ET31 posts by 15 posters
31 posts
"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...
"I bent my campaign contribution proposal."
"My sash says, 'Ultraman!'"
see, i wonder how the republican slimbags would attack somebody like ralph. i guess they could go after his ribbon from dioramarama....
"Jsonitsac" wrote in message news:[email]...
...or the democrat "slimbags" for that matter.
"Darkwing Duck (Infidel)" <theducksmailATyahoo.com> wrote in message news:[email]...
I think I'll vote for a 3rd party candidate.
"ResistanceIsDelicious" wrote in message news:Imu%c.32287$[email]...
Go ahead and waste your vote then ! Mwa ha ha ha ha.....
"Mark Wilson" wrote in message news:GEu%c.23127$[email]...
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
"ResistanceIsDelicious" wrote in message news:...
Either way, your planet is doomed! DOOMED!
Space Mvsevm
Are you guys serious? Is Ralph really running for President?
Well, Woof, I'm not gonna lie to ya...
"Dog Woof" wrote in message news:090920041836005528%[email]...
Of course he is
I don't think he can beat Nobody, who's been running for the presidency of the USA since at least 1980, when I got a "Nobody for President" button. I've even come into contact with Nobody's Fool a couple of times, some might know him as giving his name to a flavor of ice cream, Wavy Gravy.
Michael
"Dog Woof" wrote in message news:090920041836005528%[email]...
err, sure, why not.....
Darkwing Duck (Infidel) wrote:
"Not now, I am playing George Washington"
"Let me help you... George Washington?" Even your dreams are square.
Darkwing Duck (Infidel) wrote:
Right, those skinny bastards will attack anything!
Who said Ralph wouldn't run as a Republican? If he did, I'm sure Michael Moore would make a movie noting his strong ties to the Burns family and the 6 week gap in his Cub Scout records.
"I didn't report for duty cause I was saving the universe!"
He's smarter than GW Bush, and he's a cartoon character! And he can eat pretzels without passing out! And he picks his nose less than GW does!
Space Mvsevm
"Please choo-choo choose me in '04."
"Go Banana!"
"I got carsick in the oval office"
"My running mate is a leprachaun. He tells me to burn things"
When I invaded Iraq, we called that an 'Uh-Oh'.
Space Mvsevm
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
"What's a battle?"
"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...
Me fail english, thats unpossible
It doesn't take a nucular scientist to know how to pronounce unpossible.
""Chris �"" wrote in message news:[email]...
I'm no rocket surgeon, but uh..., yeah, you pronounced it right.
Superdude wrote:
My ice cream is red, white, and blue.
"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...
"What's a battle?"
Lisa Simpson is a girl in my country. She was almost my first lady!
Brad
"Brad Filippone" wrote in message news:chnf9k$t28$[email]...
Somebody has already worked this guy over.
Superdude wrote:
Watching his approval ratings:
"Yeahhhh. hahaha" "Aw" "Yeahhhh." "Aw" "Yeahhhh. hahaha" "Aw"