Your all-time favorite quotes..................

So many to choose from. I have most of the good sounds on my PC, and my site (shameless plug: http://www.popmanifesto.com )

Here's goes:

1) "Well look, I've got some cool pogs........Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He's back, in pog form!" --Milhouse

2) Homer: "There, There, shut up boy. We'll just get you a new dog.

Bart: "I don't want a new dog, I want Santa's little helper!!"

Homer: "Well, crying isn't going to bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit here crying, and eating can after can of dog food before your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!!"

Bart: "You're right.....I'll do it!"

Homer: "Rats, I almost had him eating dog food!!"

3) "Hi......ah......let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of old Harper, couple of those panty shields, *and some illegal fireworks*, and one of those disposable enemas.....ahh, make that two!" --Homer

So many to choose from.........

Marge: You have the right to remain silent.

Homer: I choose to waive that right. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

I've got it I've got it!

Homer: Give us our lemon tree back, or we'll have to bust in here and take it! Man: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look. Homer: Stupider like a fox!

" I thought the cop was a prostitute"

"Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick."

and from the same episode:

"We're sorry, the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now."

On Fri, 11 May 2001 05:19:43 GMT, "xSOULSTRIPPERx" wrote:

MARGE: "We leave you alone with the kids for three hours, and the state takes them away?!" GRANDPA: "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"

I've already said the one about the half-ass over/underparenting.

HOMER:"What about all those times I pushed you on the swing?" BART: "I was faking it!"

MAUDE: "Ned, did you clip out the Ann Landers column today?" NED: "Ann Landers is a boring old biddy."

There's more but it's 1:17 a.m.

The ONE and ONLY, Brandon Foster-Gray

ANNE: What did you say your job was again? JONATHAN: I'm an obstetrician-gynecologist ANNE: Hmm, well I'll keep my feet on the ground, then. --"Weakest Link," April 18, 2001

"alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

"In your face, Space Coyote!"

Homer: (after explaining heart surgery) I'm not gonna die. That only happens to bad people.

Bart: What about Abe Lincoln?

Homer: Um, He sold poison milk to school kids.......

and, this is a situation more than a quote, but here goes....

Milhouse (after Barts shows a ray-gun for show-and-tell): I have a horsie.......nay.....nay

"Quality Shmality. If I had a TV show, I'd run that sucker in the ground."

(from that same episode)

Homer's in his hospital bed, about to share an emotional moment. Lisa has just told him what to tell Bart, and now it's vice versa:

"Lisa, I want you to know that....(Bart starts whispering)...you're adopted and I don't like you."

The ONE and ONLY, Brandon Foster-Gray

ANNE: What did you say your job was again? JONATHAN: I'm an obstetrician-gynecologist ANNE: Hmm, well I'll keep my feet on the ground, then. --"Weakest Link," April 18, 2001

Lisa:(Watching Homer and Ned mowing the others lawn in their wives sunday dresses) "Why do I get the feeling one day I'll be describing this to my psychiatrist". My wife said thats something our daughter would end up saying.

Typical Ned

No!!!!!!!!! Jamaica Mon.I wanna pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

You look good enough to be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!

"Typical Nedthe seminary.4Jebus" wrote in message news:[email]...

psychiatrist".

Sideshow Bob says to Selma,"Kissing You would be like kissing some divine ashtray..." Typical Nedthe seminary.4Jebus wrote in message ...

psychiatrist".

Episode where Patty's biological clock is ticking, she turns to a dating service and tapes a interview video. Groundskeeper Willie is seen viewing Patty's video. Removing the tape and tossing it, Willie shudders and says "Back to the loch with you, Nessie!"

STILL cracks me up!!!

Bartman (because my name really IS Bart, that's why!)

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Great, now I've got ants all over my testicle!

I don't know why I think this last line is funny, but I do:

Milhouse: What's he saying? Bart: I don't know. Milhouse: I thought you could read lips? Bart: I assumed I could...

Raymond

"please refrain from tasting the knob"

"i'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus!"