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Jig JewMar 24, 2003, 6:05 PM ET

Probably been debated on here before, but could Jusus in fact microwave a burito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Pray For MojoMar 24, 2003, 6:22 PM ET↩ Jig Jew

"Jig Jew" wrote in message news:LaMfa.7542$[email]...

That's a noodle-scratchier.

sarcastressMar 24, 2003, 9:29 PM ET↩ Jig Jew

i don't even BELIVE in jebus!

Former Executive Producer Mike ScullyMar 24, 2003, 10:28 PM ET↩ Jig Jew

"Jig Jew" wrote in message news:...

Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!

Kristian RongeMar 25, 2003, 6:17 AM ET↩ Former Executive Producer Mike Scully

On 24 Mar 2003, Former Executive Producer Mike Scully wrote:

I have two questions: 1) Where's my burrito? 2) Give me the burrito.

J44XMMar 25, 2003, 4:30 PM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

["Kristian Ronge"; Tue, 25 Mar 2003 11:17:29 GMT]

My wife has been most vocal on the topic of the burrito: "Where's the burrito?," "Do you have the burrito?," and "Why aren't you getting the burrito right now?" So please ... the burrito.

Paul HyettMar 26, 2003, 2:44 AM ET↩ Former Executive Producer Mike Scully

In alt.tv.simpsons on Mon, 24 Mar 2003 at 19:28:49, Former Executive

Where's my tuxedo?!

wavkingMar 25, 2003, 1:33 AM ET↩ Jig Jew

Discus

Former Executive Producer Mike ScullyMar 25, 2003, 4:55 AM ET↩ wavking

"White male, age 18 to 49" wrote in message news:...

Remember that old woman who couldn't find the beef?

JimMar 25, 2003, 9:08 AM ET↩ wavking

"White male, age 18 to 49" wrote in news:5LSfa.208279$F1.11403@sccrnsc04:

Here's a picture of discus fish:

Gus PodgornyMar 25, 2003, 10:52 AM ET↩ Jim

They're just angel fish wearing funny suits.

Sydney AssbasketMar 26, 2003, 7:24 PM ET↩ Jim

Javelin

Discus Fish doesn't advertise!

Everybody come to my place for blueberry squishies and microwave burritos!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

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Dr MusicMar 28, 2003, 11:36 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

[email] (Sydney Assbasket ) wrote in message news:...

Quite a donnybrook, eh, Mr. Burns?

Yours truly, Some bozo

Gus PodgornyMar 25, 2003, 10:51 AM ET↩ Jig Jew

Hmmm, burrito, <drools>

J44XMMar 25, 2003, 4:30 PM ET↩ Gus Podgorny

["Gus Podgorny"; Tue, 25 Mar 2003 15:51:52 GMT]

Mmmm ... drool ... <burritos>

sarcastressMar 25, 2003, 7:05 PM ET↩ J44XM

ZING!

GabagimpyMar 25, 2003, 7:09 PM ET↩ Jig Jew

"Jig Jew" wrote in message news:LaMfa.7542$[email]...

Would he be using one of those industrial microwaves? And if the burrito is filled with the pepper that Chief Wiggum used in his chili then who knows.

Jig JewMar 27, 2003, 3:20 PM ET↩ Gabagimpy

Good point, but one whould have to assume that the burrito would spontainusly cumbust once it reached a certain temp, then Jesus would have no buritto to eat. :(

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:nd6ga.1392$[email]...

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Sydney AssbasketMar 27, 2003, 4:59 PM ET↩ Jig Jew

Couldn't he resurrect it?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

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sarcastressMar 29, 2003, 10:20 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

mmmm...sacriligious

Jesus vs. Burito