Review/Capsule Submission: "Jaws Wired Shut" [SPOILERS]

S13E09 Jaws Wired ShutliveJan 27, 2002, 9:11 PM ET1 hours after the credits14 posts by 11 posters
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Ted S.

DYN:

...Another star of "Married with Children" stars in a fictitious movie/TV show? (David Faustino starred in "Talk to the Hand")

...Marge is neurotic enough to try to pair up Smithers and Patty, much the same way she paired up the cat/dog in a recent episode ("The Parent Rap"?)

...Maggie can apparently swing from pacifier to pacifier much the same way Tarzan swings from vine to vine?

Previous episode references:

"Trilogy of Error": two characters spinning around with the background going by in a blur

"Homer's Phobia": Gay steel workers

Music/TV/Movie References:

Percy Faith's "Theme from 'A Summer Place'" played during the safe sex float in the gay pride parade.

"Absolutely Fabulous" (British sitcom): "Fab Abs" float is a take-off on the show's moniker "AbFab", at least here in the States.

The endless threads:

Is this the first time Smithers has actually admitted to being gay? (Well, he's in the closet, but it's obviously his voice. And could the scene with John in "Homer's Phobia" be considered an admission of homosexuality? Everything else about Smithers' sexuality has been double-entendres.)

The whole question of Homer's not being the live wire could (and certainly will be by a lot of other a.t.s-er's besides me!) be thought of as the writers' answering hardcore fans' call for a less wacky Homer. The writers (intelligently, IMO) decide to show an utterly unwacky [sic] Homer, much the same way the Itchy & Scratchy cartoons became boring when Marge got them to be nonviolent in "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge". At least one poster (Benjamin Robinson?) has posited that the writers are doing this sort of thing deliberately in an attempt to show us fans that we have it better than we think. (At least, I think that's Benjamin's opinion.) In the previous DABF episodes, they did a poor job of it, if that is indeed what they were trying to do. In this episode, however, they did a better job of it.

Goofs:

Cars in demolition derbys are altered so that they can only run in reverse. This way, they can't go as quickly and cause less damage to the competitors.

Review:

I liked the first two acts more than the third, which seemed over the top. I didn't particularly like the send-up of Popeye, since it's something that doesn't really seem like fertile material for the Simpsons' brand of satire. (With the exception of Marge being compared to Olive Oyl.) The show had some good sight gags, especially involving Maggie -- how nice to see Maggie get a big role again, especially in something better than the awful "Hello Gutter, Hello Father". I give it a B+.

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DooleyTed S.

Where did you hear this? I've been to many derby's and have never seen or heard of this.

robert w hallDooley

"Dooley" wrote in message news:a32ek9$bqu$[email]...

Also, demo derby cars aren't just driven off the street either--they have the glass removed, headlights, lenses, etc.

Though the right-off-the street idea was pretty funny in the show.

Rob

Ted S.Dooley

Somebody claiming to be "Dooley" wrote in news:a32ek9$bqu$[email]:

To be honest? I gleaned this bit of information from an episode of the Australian game show "Who Dares Wins" shown on the Game Show Network several weeks ago. The producers took a radio talk show host and told him he could win a trip to the Philippines if he competed in a demolition derby. Amongst the things mentioned on the show is that the cars had all the glass removed (for obvious reasons), a big red X was placed on the driver-side door and there was a rule that you weren't allowed to crash into that side, and the cars were disabled and could only go in reverse so that they couldn't get up too much of a head of steam before crashing into the other cars.

As Robert Fulghum would have written, "All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Watching the Game Show Network". :-)

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YeinkiijoTed S.

You missed the most obvious one- the episode title. Jaws Wired Shut is a reference to the movie title Eyes Wide Shut.

BZZT! Guess again. The only modifications made to demolition derby cars is the removal of all glass, mirrors, trim, and anything else that could potentially become flying debris. In many arenas, the gas tank is also replaced with a smaller crush proof one mounted inside.

The reason they back into each other is so that they don't smash their radiators or disable their steering. Without the cooling system, the engines don't run and their drivers don't win. Losing the ability to steer would be just as crippling as having only one gear.

If they were modified as you say, just having their back ends against the wall or other obstruction would take them out of the competition as they wouldn't be able to pull forward to free themselves.

Smokey 425/260/225 - Orwell and Roddenberry weren't just writers, they were prophets.
Bill KinnersleyTed S.

"HOMR": Crayon in Homer's brain (you can see it in the x-ray in this ep.)

P. Piggly HogswineTed S.

another previous episode reference (unless someone has already posted it):

along with Trilogy of Error, there's Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. I thought of Bart swinging from the ceiling fan with grampa's dentures when I saw Homer and Maggie swinging around connected at the mouth. Also, A Streetcar Named Marge - another occurence of Maggie not letting go of her pacifier (remember her sucking her pacifier through the locker vent). somehow this also reminds me of how they built the racoon traps in "where the red fern grows" (i.e. all the coon has to do is let go and they're free but they won't), but that might be stretching just a bit too much. like stretch dude!

where's clobber girl?

On Mon, 28 Jan 2002, P. Piggly Hogswine wrote:

When I saw the bit with Maggie stuck on the wires, I was reminded of a beer commercial (Budweiser, I think). It involved a dog that wouldn't let go of a beer that his owner got out of the fridge, and the man kept trying to shake off the dog, to no avail.

Of course speaking of commericals, (I'm surprised that nobody else got it before me), the Duffman scene was a dead-on take of a classic "Got Milk" commercial. A man was eating a cookie and listening to talk radio, when they announced a trivia question: Who Shot John Hamilton? The guy knew that Aaron Burr did it, as he had "The Bullet", and a giant painting of the duel, with Hamilton and Burr labeled. He called in and repeatedly tried to say "Burr", exactly like Homer tried to say "Beer", but since his mouth was full of dry cookie, the radio announcer couldn't understand what he was saying, and the guy didn't win.

Ted S.david nathaniel werner

Somebody claiming to be david nathaniel werner wrote in news:[email]:

I got it, but I forgot to post it. I don't take notes while I'm watching the episode! :-)

Uh, it was *Alexander* Hamilton. It sounds like you got your education at Springfield Elementary. :-)

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Internet KingTed S.

"Ted S." wrote:

That's a perfectly cromulent answer. Sincerely, Little Girl

Jeremy SteinbergTed S.

Not in this demolition derby.

"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

Scott PTed S.

Hi all,

Just a general note regarding these capsules: Sometimes it's not a reference; it's just using a similar joke twice.

Scott