Alt Tv Rewind

JamesSep 28, 2002, 7:05 PM ET

I'll nominate and give my vote to:

"The Japanese!? Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders!???"

James SimpsonSep 28, 2002, 7:14 PM ET↩ James

On Sat, 28 Sep 2002 19:05:54 -0400, "Family Guy" wrote:

Its not funny. Are you actually chuckling at this witless line?

js

DieselSep 28, 2002, 7:47 PM ET↩ James Simpson

On Sat, 28 Sep 2002 19:14:43 -0400, James Simpson wrote:

Man, WTF is the atmosphere LIKE in here??

That's a great line!

I also like: "Perhaps we should of listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in..." Damn I forgot how it goes!

KatijaikatSep 28, 2002, 9:45 PM ET↩ Diesel

...the abandoned coke oven.

JamesSep 29, 2002, 11:41 AM ET↩ Katijaikat

lol :)

Chris®Sep 28, 2002, 7:47 PM ET↩ James

"Smithers: dismember the corpse and send the widow a ham".

or

"Ketchup...Catsup...Ketchup....Catsup"

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

Tan CoulSep 30, 2002, 6:32 PM ET↩ Chris®

"Have the Rolling Stones killed"

R H MenzelOct 4, 2002, 5:03 PM ET↩ Tan Coul

But Sir, those aren't....

BorzzSep 28, 2002, 11:03 PM ET↩ James

This whole sequence was hillarious, but the last line is the clincher:

"Smithers, you infernal ninny, stick your left hoof on that flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!"

iggy17renSep 29, 2002, 12:49 AM ET↩ James

Good line:

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.

Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

JamesSep 29, 2002, 11:42 AM ET↩ iggy17ren

LOL....yes...another excellent line :)

DieselSep 29, 2002, 12:14 PM ET↩ iggy17ren

On Sun, 29 Sep 2002 04:49:14 GMT, "iggy17ren" wrote:

Which leads us to double entendres. Burns: "Smithers, you see me as a God? You'd kneel before me?" Smithers: "boy, would I!" Burns: "yees."

R H MenzelOct 5, 2002, 8:06 PM ET↩ Diesel

Diesel wrote in message news:[email]...

wrote:

That would be even funnier, if Smithers were gay!!!

Alan HamiltonSep 29, 2002, 1:28 AM ET↩ James

On Sat, 28 Sep 2002 19:05:54 -0400, "Family Guy" wrote:

Which technically wasn't Burns himself, but his adoptive father.

JamesSep 29, 2002, 11:43 AM ET↩ Alan Hamilton

My original subject line said "Monty Burns line," and then I changed it to just Burns ;)

BecksSep 30, 2002, 7:12 PM ET↩ James

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/reo/toontalents-simpsonsburns.htm

DupesterSep 29, 2002, 9:31 PM ET↩ James

Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes! Smithers: That's quite a nice model sir. Burns: Model? Burns: Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in! Smithers (looking at the model plane): But, sir.... Burns (cocking a gun): I said *hop in...*

lol

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DieselSep 29, 2002, 11:34 PM ET↩ Dupester

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FreshSep 29, 2002, 9:35 PM ET↩ James

hold on now smithers, theres a NEW mexico

Family Guy wrote:

DieselSep 29, 2002, 11:34 PM ET↩ Fresh

Why don't they just bring out a musical based on the common cat! or perhaps the King of Siam! Give it up, Smithers.

On Mon, 30 Sep 2002 01:35:42 GMT, Fresh wrote:

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Jon HallSep 30, 2002, 12:36 AM ET↩ James

"Family Guy" wrote in message news:Qqql9.113416$4K3.51947@fe02...

Great line, but I believe it's actually uttered by Burns's grandfather in a flashback.

My favorite is probably "Peter Graves couldn't find ugly at a Radcliffe mixer!"--although I'm sure that as soon as I hit the "Send" button I'll remember one I like more.

abe michaelsonSep 30, 2002, 4:16 PM ET↩ Jon Hall

"That voice! That shrill, disagreeable voice!" (referring to Lisa, in the one where he goes broke)

There's also a good line in Bart Gets Hit by a Car, something like, "I should be able to run over as many children as I wish!"

"Jon Hall" wrote in message news:HxQl9.75416$[email]...

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Rud WassonSep 30, 2002, 9:17 PM ET↩ James

Burns: "Smithers, who is that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib." Smithers: "The prince of darkness, sir."

"There you are, Mr. Brownshoes. How about that local sports team?"

On Sat, 28 Sep 2002 19:05:54 -0400, "Family Guy" wrote:

horseOct 1, 2002, 10:29 AM ET↩ James

"Let them have there tar-tar sauce."

nospamOct 1, 2002, 5:22 PM ET↩ horse

Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in
        Siam by aeromail.  Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
   Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual.
Burns: [groans] Oh, the ignorance.

Mike82122Oct 6, 2002, 6:59 PM ET↩ nospam

"Let me get this straight...you're PLEASED with your current appearance? My good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen! And I've been on safari!"

AND

Homer: We could build snowmen! Burns: NO! I have a better idea! We can build REAL men OUT OF SNOW!

AND I really liked the one that mentioned the "the people see you as somewhat of an ogre" and Burns goes "I OUGHT TO CLUB THEM AND EAT THEIR BONES!" I would have put that if it hadn't already been mentioned.

D POct 6, 2002, 7:32 PM ET↩ James

Hi, This really isn't too much of a Burns line but I think it's funny anyway:

In the ep where Mr. Burns, his son, and Homer are in Burns' dining room at that big table and Bruns' son is making him talk to Homer:

Burns to Homer: Does your son bring his friends over to your house and make you talk to them?

Homer: OH YEAH.....Do you know this kid Milhouse?

(I hope I quoted corectly.)

And, someone mentioned this one:

Burns: Katchup, catsup. Store employees: Come with us Mr. Burns. Burns: Are you here to help me with my katchup problem.

Funniest Burns Line Ever...let's settle this