"Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum in pursuit of the rebelling women..." Alright, your current location? "Ahh, I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. Aw jeez, trees, shrubs.... Uh, I'm directly under the earth's sun.....now!"
Wiggum's Words of Wisdom
Jan 25, 2002, 8:20 AM ET16 posts by 14 posters
16 posts
Oh my God, it's a ghost car!
enpop1 wrote:
That's a candle, Mister. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you? ?He learned about candles being icky the hard way.
Hey, you said "Wiggum"
OUT-SAN-NING!!
Jason Saslow wrote in news:[email]:
Dispatch: "Be on the lookout for a maroon '36 Stutz Bearcat."
(Burn's car flies by with Burns, Homer, Smithers, and the trillion dollar bill.)
Wiggum: "Nah.... that was more of a burgundy."
in article [email], Yama at [email] wrote on 1/25/02 9:23 AM:
That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
Brett
Brett Buck wrote:
In my house we call them "Uh-ohs"!
in article [email], Yama at [email] wrote on 1/25/02 9:23 AM:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Brett
[email], , said,
Maybe I do... Maybe I do!
Hey quiet. I can't hear the eggs.
Scorpio
"enpop1" wrote in message news:[email]...
I'm
Mrs. Simpson, you're husband was found DOA
Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart.
"SEF/MMF" wrote in message news:[email]...
Subject is hatless!
SEF/MMF wrote:
That's some nice posting, boy.
What is this fascination you have with the Forbidden Closet of Mystery?
"Patrick Nihill" wrote in message news:1f6m9pv.666cnc1oofuslN%[email]...
eddie lomax wrote:
Awww, why are the top-posting ones always insane?