Lance Armstrong pissed off at Germans

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I thought anyone who spoke German can't be that bad?

I guess they're not all smiles and sunshine.

I do enjoy it when Eurotrash makes idiots out of themselves on a world stage. Supports my Anglo-American superiority complex.

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[email] (Chris �) wrote in message news:...

Like those Eurotrash who followed Homer around when he was an artist, eh? Moe recognized them for what they were right away!

Space Mvsevm

Moe is a true American!

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Oy! Listen to Chris ®'s latest shpiel!

Anything pro-G. W. Bush oughtta satisfy Parts (1) & (3) easy. Since NYC is a haven of (1), (2)'s covered as well. (4) are usually a subset of (1), so check that off. (5), like most "minorities" other than Cubans, are a Democratic stronghold if they vote. I imagine viewers of (6) get annoyed when a presidential address comes on TV. So make up something praising Bush for screwing (7) over (possibly w/r/t social security?) and you've got yourself a .sig, mein freund.

No. USENET is meant to be shared and enjoyed by all. E-mail replies are for pussies who are afraid someone will call them on their bullshit.

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mark allen adams, jr. wrote:

I'm a liberal and that would tick me off. You can say I will be your tester.

Here are my qualifications. 1. I am a fucking die-hard liberal (+) 2. I am not a yankee fan though (-) 3. I like french fries, french girls, french food, and french wine (+) 4. I have been a vegetarian before (+) 5. I hate rap (-) 6. I hate reality TV (-) 7. I have no opinion on baby boomers (-)

--and, like many of us, wanted in on the action.

"We are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex."

"Uhhh-huh... Where might this sea be located?"

and it's that attitude that supports everyone else's superior-to-americans complex.

JQM

America - Just Try And Stop Us.

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Sounds like "Bring it on" and that didn't go so well.

What an odd thing to say.

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"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...

LOL! But I think he was referring to a T-shirt Homer once wore, which had an image of a giant Uncle Sam devouring the earth and the slogan "Try and Stop Us." He was wearing it in a foreign country, and asking why foreigners seem to dislike Americans.