Will The Simpsons ever be funny again?

My Magic 8-Ball tells me "OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD".

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote:

No, because the writing staff holds the fans in such contempt.

Fans: "You guys aren't as funny as you used to be."

Writers, producers, etc: "Fuck you! We're the Simpsons! We don't have to even try to be funny anymore, since you idiots will watch whatever we shit out. We're a phenomenon, an institution, so shut your gob."

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

Then stop watching it.

Once Upon A Time, Xino Kiner wrote:

It would take a bigger woman than you to make me.

** Captain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

I can kick your ass at any sport.

Once Upon A Time, Xino Kiner wrote:

Kicking? I guess your ballet classes came in handy after all.

** Captain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

I never took a single Ballet lesson. I was able to master it simply by watching it on television. Now stop shooting your mouth off before you make a total ass of yourself... again.

On Thu, 22 Apr 2010, Xino Kiner wrote:

There's nothing to be ashamed about ballet lessons. After all, Bart took them and it was for the good.

Barney took years of ballet and then tap dancing, though he was in an unemployment line at the time he revealed that, I can't remember what the rest of the episode was about.

The thing is, dance is mostly the domain of women.

Michael

On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:05:01 -0400, Michael Black wrote:

Women dancing is a thing of beauty. MOST men dance like drunken bears.

On Fri, 23 Apr 2010, rwalker wrote:

What I was hinting at is that he shouldn't be ashamed to admit to ballet lessons. After all, since men are fairly absent from dance, they get to pick since they are in demand.

Michael

Hmm let's see. Gene Kelly, Mikhail Berishnakov, Rudolph Nureyev, Fred Astaire, Gregory Hines, James Cagney, and I'm only getting started.

Brad

"Michael Black" wrote in message news:[email]...

Female dancers? But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists...

-- R Flowers

Once Upon A Time, Xino Kiner wrote:

Somebody should have beat you with a tricycle years ago.

** Captain Infinity

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard *that*, I could retire.

"Xino Kiner" wrote in news:[email]:

Too late.

"Xino Kiner" wrote:

It's Old News that "The Simpsons Is Dead"; yet people still watch it. How can this be? Is there any such a thing as dinosaur tv? Did the cave man have his Simpsons? If you watch a dead show do you become dead, just to be brought back to life by our electrosimilater guns? My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your hearts stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space? There ain't no fire exit, Laddie, so enjoy your death, because in doggie heaven you can't even turn around without sniffing another dog's butt. If you need additional solace, subscribe to our newsletter.

The Simpsons died long ago.

[email] (Deinocheirus) wrote in news:[email]:

But how do you know this? Because you still watch it? Then you're an idiot for watching something that is so bad. But if you don't watch it then you don't know this. But if you don't know it then you couldn't state this. But you did state this. Therefore you know this. Therefore you watch it. Therefore you're an idiot.

Logic.