2/27 - PRE-EMPTED for the Academy Awards, which are on ABC, so Fox pulls out, for the seventh time on a Sunday, "Independence Day"
3/6 - DOUBLE FEATURE -------------------- 8:00 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister (GABF05) Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart (more details when I find out) 9:30 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (GABF02) When Homer does a victory dance over Bart at a carnival, an NFL player pays him to choreograph his end zone celebrations, leading to other athletes (Tom Brady, LeBron James, Michelle Kwan, Warren Sapp, Yao Ming) hiring Homer as well, and eventually resulting in Homer being asked to choreograph the Super Bowl halftime show - but when Homer can't come up with any ideas, he goes to Ned for help
DVD NEWS Bad news: according to tvshowsondvd.com, the report that Fox would release Season 6 in June was a mistake, but it would be released "later in the year". Good news: "The Simpsons: Bart Wars" DVD will be released in North America on May 17 (just before "Star Wars Episode III" premieres), with Mayored to the Mob, Dog of Death, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson, Marge Be Not Proud, and a special "The Making of Bart Wars: The Simpsons Strike Back" featurette. (I think this DVD has been available in Europe for a while.)
STUFF for "There's Something About Marrying" (GABF04)
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Written by J. Stewart Burns
Directed by Nancy Kruse
Blackboard: none
Couch: everybody is dressed as ice hockey players and skate on the
ice around the couch; Homer carries the Stanley Cup (with
Maggie inside it)
Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor,
Karl Wiedergott
Overseas Animation: Akom
TV Rating: TV-14-DLV
Disclaimer: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DISCUSSIONS OF SAME SEX MARRIAGE.
PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED.REVIEW: C-plus - it started out slow with the Bart and Milhouse bit,
but I figured that the main storyline would make up for it,
considering how much it was hyped. Boy, was I wrong. The
only thing that surprised me about this episode was that the
marriages Homer performed weren't all declared void in the end
for some reason (for example, Homer misspelled his name on the
online application). The ending was flat as well; sometimes
"walking off together" works ("Lisa's Pony", for example, but
that was because of Apu's last line), but this time it didn't.
And why do I have this feeling that Patty's lesbianism is
going to be mentioned about as much as Maggie's shooting
ability?REFERENCES "There's Something About Mary" (title) Road Runner cartoons (reference by Barney) "Winnie the Pooh" (Homer's map had a "Hunny Tree") 5F04 (Selma's three previous marriages, including one to Lionel Hutz, mentioned) SELF-REFERENCE Homer held his map "up to the camera", then asked the viewers if they had seen all the names.
DYNs ...the episode was rated TV-14 instead of the usual TV-PG? ...the "rube" tourist literally "fell off the turnip truck"? ...the Springfield banner's letters were in different colors (a reference to the "rainbow flag" representing homosexual support)? ...Selma's marriage to Lionel Hutz is referenced? (She says she has been married four times; presumably to Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz, and Disco Stu) ...Reverend Lovejoy doesn't know where the Bible considers homosexuality a bad thing? (Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination" - also Leviticus 20:13: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.")
GOOFS / FREEZE FRAME / WHATNOT Moe knows how to make a Cosmopolitan; he certainly should know what a Martini is.
In Patty's speech to Marge, the line "But you can't handle it when your sister finds love in her own locker room" appears to have been changed since it was first animated.
-- Don S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!) f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M43 Great timing with that Stanley Cup opening, too...