I was tired of Barney not drinking

May 6, 2002, 4:26 AM ET8 posts by 8 posters
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Ferd Ferple

Though the episode in which it happened was terrific, making Barney sober deprived "The Simpsons" of a solid comic character.

Glad to have ya back, Barn!

Christopher ReichFerd Ferple

I thought he was still sober after his drink.

Ferd Ferple wrote in message news:[email]... > Though the episode in which it happened was terrific, making Barney sober > deprived "The Simpsons" of a solid comic character.
Nate in H-townChristopher Reich

"Christopher Reich" wrote in message news:harB8.20568$[email]...

sober

Yeah, it was the old "you anticipate that something funny is going to happen, but then it doesn't, which is kinda funny in its own right" gag. Old as the hills...

Don Del GrandeNate in H-town

Nate in H-town wrote:

Now we play the waiting game...to see which organization is the first to complain that this scene makes a mockery of recovering alcoholics who are in danger of falling off the wagon starting with "that first innocent drink".

Don Del Grande, [email] Then again, I can't say that I've ever seen a guilty drink...
Jason SaslowDon Del Grande

Don Del Grande wrote:

Nah, the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry-Hungry Hippos!

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P. Piggly HogswineJason Saslow

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...

oh, the hippos are missing.

(a bit of an adaptation, but being my own toughest critic, i think it's genius. j/k).

UterP. Piggly Hogswine

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al;kdjfFerd Ferple

Waittaminnit....he only had ONE drink and nothing happened. He didn't reach for another. That's right, he had just one and that proves he can handle his liquor which means he's not an alcoholic. Yep, I think Ol' Barney is gonna be just fine.

Yes, he's gonna be just. . . fine.