Klingon translator needed...

http://www.msnbc.com/news/911996.asp?0cv=CB20

I wonder if Comic Book Guy is available.

(I know it's off topic, but it's still pretty funny)

"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:...

I didn't check the url, but I am pretty sure that it is about the terrorists using Klingon to confuse the NSA? Right? This was discussed over in the Rush Limbaugh ng. I mentioned CBG over there. It was pointed out to me that CBG was not a real person. Several people responded by saying that CBG's not being a real person wouldn't matter to the Bush crowd, who are living in fantasy land anyway.

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"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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LOL, no, it's actually a mental hospital in Portland that has several patients who refuse to speak anything but Kilngon.

I haven't heard about the Klingon-speaking terrorists, though. Thats pretty funny as well.

Not even AP managed to spin it *that* far, Thomas.

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in message news:...

Without prejudice; Dr. Goldblatt pontificates �:

Bush et al are not living in the real world (not the MTV show.) Few Americans are aware that Bush gave up on Afghanistan a few months after the U.S. invasion or that the Taliban and Al Qaeda are doing great--and those who know the truth don't like to think about it. We've transformed Iraq from the Arab world's most secular state to a hotbed of evolutionary Islamism. What matters to most voters, however, is that Bushus Caesar led our armies to victory against two adversaries in under a month each. Who cares that neither nation had an air force? People frazzled by the looming specter of terrorism want to think they're winning. "Sure, Bush is a prick," a liberal friend tells me. "But he's our prick."

Bush went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard. "Brave Americans gave their lives in Vietnam," "Rich kid George W. Bush deserted. This coward snorted coke and drove drunk while other kids died." Who doubts that if Gore had played up Bush's DUI arrest, he would have picked up an extra 500 votes in Florida?

Mazel Tov,

---Prof. Leland Milton Goldblatt, Ph.D. � new----> http://www.ivycollege.com/ � <------ www.prof.faithweb.com

New ---->> http://goldblatt.faithweb.com/newhouse/housetwo.htm

HAIL to the THIEF! Not my president. IMPEACH HE SUPREME COURT!

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in message news:...

No, a decent number of mentally ill people speak Klingon, and law states that they need some translators.

Protesters leave Santorum speech Associated Press

About one in every eight graduates walked out of commencement Sunday at Saint Joseph's University before the keynote address by Sen. Rick Santorum, who recently infuriated gay groups and others with derogatory remarks about homosexual behavior.

SANTORUM, THE SENATE'S third-ranking Republican, didn't mention the walkout or the controversy directly. "We are all called to love one another, even people we disagree with, even people who hate us for what we believe," he said. Students were offered an opportunity to leave before Santorum was introduced to receive an honorary degree and make his speech, and about 100 graduates walked out amid competing boos and applause.

Some students had urged the Jesuit university to rescind Santorum's invitation after he likened gay behavior to bigamy, polygamy, incest and adultery in an April 7 interview with The Associated Press. He later said he intended the remarks as a legal analysis and didn't intend to comment on individual lifestyles.

"Senator Santorum and I are at completely opposite ends of the spectrum," said graduate Sara Foglesong, among those who walked out. "I am not incestuous. I am not a bigamist. I just happen to be bisexual. It offended me."

Across the street, Dennis Heffernan led a group of three counter-demonstrators. "I belong to a pro-life group, and Rick is a pro-life person," said Hoffman, of Philadelphia.

CLINTON BLASTS BUSH In another commencement speech Sunday, Former President Clinton blasted President Bush for his opposition to affirmative action in college admissions and accused him of neglecting domestic issues.

"I supported the president when he asked for authority to stand up against weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but we can't be forever strong abroad if we don't keep getting better at home," Clinton told the crowd at Tougaloo College, a historically black school near Jackson, Miss.

Mazel Tov,

---Prof. Leland Milton Goldblatt, Ph.D. � new----> http://www.ivycollege.com/ � <------ www.prof.faithweb.com

New ---->> http://goldblatt.faithweb.com/newhouse/housetwo.htm

HAIL to the THIEF! Not my president. IMPEACH HE SUPREME COURT!

Leland Goldblatt stated:

The war is over, the troops are heroes. Saddam has fallen. Do you really feel safer that Saddam is gone? If the war was about reducing the threat of terrorism, we've inflamed the resentment in much of the Arab world. Osama bin Laden is free as a bird.

Bush has a habit of inspiring the American people through fear, Bush has the ability to manipulate the American simple populace through fear, the lowest common denominator. Dr. Goldblatt is President Emeritus of Georgian Trinity Southwestern and adjunct professor of Philosophy at the University serving in the Honours Program there.