Best Nelson Lines?

and "Haw Haw!" doesnt count.

Cram it, ma'am.

Lisa: I think he's really hurt Nelson: I said "Ha, ha"

"Wesley Wright" wrote in message news:bjh79.16253$[email]...

I think Milhouse said that..

• Casper (Sat, 17 Aug 2002 03:01:54 GMT):

No, it was Nelson (to Marge, while riding with the Simpsons on a go-kart track).

I liked his "apologies" when he had to return the items he stole:
          "Cram it"
           "You're dead"

Get bent, ma'am.

"JD44-3UJO9T" <jd44-3ujo9t> wrote in message news:[email]...

Read back.. I was replying to the post that read >>

It's Nelson in that episode too. He preceded that with "You see, it's true, because epidermis means your hair" or something to that effect.

"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...

true,

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I KNOW Nelson said.. 'I said ha, ha.... I just thought it was Milhouse the one who said... 'I think he's really hurt..'

"Casper" wrote in message news:3d5e0e31$0$32486$[email]...

you thought right

"Brodie Bruce" wrote in message news:n1N79.9040$[email]...

That's usually the case..

I'm not one to go crazy over catch phrases, but I do like the variations on them - just meta-referential enough, or something like that. The two that come to mind are in Team Homer ("ha...ho?") and Grade School Confidential ("Ha-haowohwahohhhhh")...oh mercy.

Metlhd3138 wrote:

Somebody claiming to be Matt Garvey wrote in news:[email]:

Meh. I prefer the variation in "El Viajo Misterioso de Nuestro Homer", when Homer is having his hallucination. :-)

"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...

Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? Maybe I should call my manager..

Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up.

Robert Goulet: Vera said that?

"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...

Lisa: Nuke the whales?? Nelson: Gotta nuke somethin' !

"Smell ya later!"

"Amit" wrote in message news:%Fj79.51188$983.62681@rwcrnsc53...

• RoseRM (Sat, 17 Aug 2002 04:36:35 GMT):

"I'm no hero. I just like hitting people on the head."

"Smell you later Bart, smell you later for ever!"

OK Ralph not Nelson, but a classic nonetheless "RoseRM" wrote in message news:Nok79.7052$[email]...

"Amit" wrote in message news:%Fj79.51188$983.62681@rwcrnsc53...

Classic line.

"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...

while playing cowboys and Indians in [2F04] Bart's Girlfriend

[Nelson appears with a large gun shoots everyone] Bart: That's not fair, Nelson. They didn't have the Killmatic 3000 back then. Nelson: Hey: records from that era are spotty at best.

that is my personal favorite but if this was a contest I think (smell you later) and (gotta nuke somethin') would come in 1 and 2.

"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punchin' someone in the dark!"

Yeah, the only victim is Moe!

'That's Dad's shootin car'

Metlhd3138 wrote in message news:[email]...

" Shut up, or I'll pound all o' ya! NYUH-H-H-H-H!!!!!! "