Sick Simpson Ideas

Jun 8, 2003, 4:11 AM ET20 posts by 15 posters
20 posts
Gabagimpy

-Bart and Reverand Lovejoy have a special session in the Confessional. -Smithers gets killed by anti-gay hate-mongers. -Carl is lynched by the rich Texan. -Homer gets addicted to cocaine with Disco Stu. -Marge whores herself to Moe and CBG for ransom money after Maggie is kidnapped by Snake.

These ideas aren't any worse than the stuff Scully put forth.

JamesGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in news:TcCEa.3944$[email]:

Don't give them any ideas, OK?

ESHAASJames

I actually kind of like this one! :) "Homer the Cokehead" Good god, the possibilties for warped humor.......

JamieGabagimpy

"Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:TcCEa.3944$[email]...

so which Scully episodes (other than "A Panda Rapes Homer") rival these ideas for "sickness" then?

Markc65Gabagimpy

You'll be hearing from Fox and Gracie Film's lawyers for letting the season 16 ideas out of the bag.

Rcarr2487Markc65

As far as i know only catholics have confession and the simpsons are not catholic.

BlinkieRcarr2487

[email] (Rcarr2487) wrote in message news:...

Oh, go home and have sex with your wife!

Rcarr2487Blinkie

Wife? I'm 19 single and bi. I have no plans to get married in the near future.

That GuyRcarr2487

"Rcarr2487" wrote in message news:[email]...

future.

Guess what--no one cares. Also, you don't have a sense of humor, so shut up.

Rcarr2487That Guy

Go fuck lisa simpson. She seems around the right age for you.

That GuyRcarr2487

"Rcarr2487" wrote in message news:[email]...

What a mature response.

horseRcarr2487

Ugh... That was a Simpsons quote.

Catholic Priest to Rev. Lovejoy: "Oh, go home and have sex with your wife!"

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Chris Fewerhorse

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future.

wife!"

up

What about pants? Don't you have pants?

Chris FewerChris Fewer

"Chris Fewer" wrote in message news:bc4puu$qt0$[email]...

fire

God damn it... don't you hate pants I mean?

Jessy SchollRcarr2487

Rcarr2487 wrote in message news:[email]...

The Simpson's may not be catholic, but that doesn't stop Reverand Lovejoy and Bart from having an confession. They just have to meet in Rev. Lovejoy's office.

Jessy Scholl

GetRichQuick712Gabagimpy

In article , "Gabagimpy" writes:

Could be a sequel to Marge going with Artie.....moving her way up

GetRichQuick712Gabagimpy

In article , "Gabagimpy" writes:

Tha's the same as Homer and Otto getting high in the attic....been done!

Ida WannaGabagimpy

Watch that Smithers idea, you'll make Rob Wade mad. "Gabagimpy" wrote in message news:TcCEa.3944$[email]...