-Bart and Reverand Lovejoy have a special session in the Confessional. -Smithers gets killed by anti-gay hate-mongers. -Carl is lynched by the rich Texan. -Homer gets addicted to cocaine with Disco Stu. -Marge whores herself to Moe and CBG for ransom money after Maggie is kidnapped by Snake.
These ideas aren't any worse than the stuff Scully put forth.