THE NEW FLOW

THE PTERODACTLYS ARE HERE. THEY TAKE OVER WITH A CUNNING BUT QUESTIONABLE INTENT. YET THEIR MAIN AND ONLY AMBITION IS TO PUT THE WORLD BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE GALAXY, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY QUOTING HUMOROUS LINES FROM EPISODES OF "STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE" AND "HELLO LARRY." IF HALLOWED BE THY NAME OF DR WHO THAT REPRODUCES WITHIN HIMSELF, THE TRANSFORMERS ACTIONS FIGURES ARE A BUNCH OF BANANAS AND THEY WILL REPRODUCE THE FRUITS THAT GROW WITHIN THE POISONED DARTS OF OUR CHORTLING TINY BUT EVER SO ENORMOUS MINDS. THE SEVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO BE THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PLATYPUS-INFESTED RED BARRACUDA ARE THE NINE PEOPLE DIVIDED BY THREE WHO HAVE A LIFELONG AMBITION OF CALLING THE ALMIGHTY NOT SO ALMIGHTY BUT A LITTLE BIT ALMIGHTY AND SLIGHTLY SENSUAL. SIXTY-TWO CENTS WAS A DIFFICULT PRICE TO PAY FOR THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE ABSOLUTE INTERBREEDING WALRUSES WHICH ARE NOT IN THE BOOK GIVEN TO ME BY MY COLLEGE ROOM MATE AT TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY ON APRIL 31ST, 1955. THERE WASN'T AN APRIL 31ST, WAS THERE?, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF. BUT IF WE LOSE TIME IN DAYLIGHT SAVING CHANGES, WHERE IS ALL THE REST OF THE DAYTIME WHICH WE LOSE? IT MUST GO SOMEWHERE. AND SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, THERE IS ONE CHURCH OF OUR POISONED MINDS WHICH NEVER COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET. AND WHERE IS THIS DAY? ONLY THE FIVE DENIZENS OF THE HUMBLE TOWN OF SHUNGER-KOLLUNGER, A SMALL TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF GREECE BUT ALSO IN CAMEROON, NAPLES AND TONGA, KNOW THIS.