Conspiracy and the curse

J.F.K has appeared on the Simpsons so has Abraham Lincoln, both of whom where assasinated possibly by conspirators !

Conspiracy or the curse ? You decide.

g0ldstarr

On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 02:46:57 -0000, "g0ldstarr" wrote:

Actually, Lincoln was definitely assassinated by a conspirator.

http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/today/apr14.html

Clearly the curse.

On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 02:54:08 GMT, Scott Munro wrote:

And here's something really creepy...

The last name of Kennedy's secretary was Flanders. And the last name of Lincoln's secretary was... Flanders!

woooooeeeeeoooooo!!!

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

They got Helmut Newton too, by the way, who was never on "The Simpsons" but WAS mentioned in "Homer's Night Out". And the news reports may say "car accident", but we know the real truth.

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:...

This Helmut Newton thing scares me. People who have never even been on the Simpsons are dying left and right! The curse is out of control.

The really scary thing about Helmnut Newton is that a man who spent his adult life photographing beautiful, naked women, died in a car crash.

President Garfield never appeared in the Simpsons. According to www.snpp.com. He died from eating too much lasagna, if I recall. President McKinley has never appeared, either.

Space Mvsevm

On 26 Jan 2004 09:36:05 -0800, [email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote:

But William Henry Harrison was portrayed on the show, and he died in thirty days. So it all evens out.

Scott Munro wrote in message news:...

If I made a joke about President GARFIELD, eating too much LASAGNA, how come nobody got the joke? Oh, oh, I get it. You are all giving me those trademark blank stares that Simpson family members give on occassion!

Space Mvsevm

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Garfield kicks ass...

One of my favorite ones:

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 13:45:30 -0600, "Duff Man" wrote:

I like this one from way back in the olden days http://garfield.ucomics.com/?uc_full_date=19780712

"Garfield" may not be the funniest strip but it's got a killer sense of timing.

On 27 Jan 2004 11:13:20 -0800, [email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote:

I think everyone got the joke. We were just trying to be tactful.