Filthyest line from Simpson's

HOMER: And Krusty, I'm sorry I fingered you in court.

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LISA: ...women won't like being shot in the face.

And after I got married, I found out she was right!

This gets my vote.

And Lisa seems to keep going on against, well...facial shots

TOH XV: "And if you must shoot our father, please remember our family motto: Not in the face."

But thank god the Simpsons are still miles apart from Family Guy

KG

I'm only replying to this to change 'Filthyest' to 'Filthiest.'

WANNA DUNK THE CLOWN?

profjohnfrink

Professor, I'm sure you knew this but the superlative of "filthy" is "filthiest".

Also, the title of the show is "The Simpsons", not "Simpson's".

XINO

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

i wish they would show the indian version here The Singhsons

According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F19.html, the answer to your question is:

Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town. How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private? Abe: Well... he got busted down for obstructing a probe from J. Edgar Hoover. We got stuck with him.

Aaron Xpace Mvx3vm

Smithers to Mr. Burns: "Women and Seamen don't mix"

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"inwiththenew" wrote:

Ah, but what's an i but another y?

Did you know that j used to be sometymes spelled with an i for the first letter?

Yeh, I'd like to see that.

I think the filthiest language was Homer praising the "Glory Hole" in the assault dolphin episode of TreeHouse Of Horror.

We have already discussed this issue. "Glory Hole" was originally the name given to the entrances of construction sites and coal mines. The new meaning of the word, ... uh, ... is the new meaning of the word. Homer may have been referring to the entrance to a coal mine. Like the one where he put all the trash when he was sanitation commissioner.

Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm

   quite a bit more
   Look in the Dictionary.

   Besides, "filthyest" is not a word. (English)
   "Filthiest" is.

YES I am aware of that. Did you know that most of the posters in a.t.s communicate in ENGLISH and not LATIN?

I sometimes wish that Lisa would have produced and marketed Linguo instead of Lisa Lionheart.

XINO

Yeah, the Roman Empire ended 1500 years ago! Learn to spell.

Aaron Xpac3 Mvx3vm

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Aaron spells in "1ee7 1@7i|\|"

!!!!!LOL!!!OMG!!!L8R!!!

"R Flowers" wrote in message news:JiyEf.528962$084.85813@attbi_s22...

I'm such a noob... should have been "1337 1@7i|\|"

--R Flowers

You're also fat.

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

First of all, how dare you! Second, how did you know?

"R Flowers"

Are you being sarcastic, dude? It was a reference.

Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. I got the idea because your fingers are too fat to type, you need to obtain a special typing wand.

XINO

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

I was being sarcastic, couldn't you tell? Oh, that's right, your sarcasm detector is on the fritz.

In the future, if I seem to take offense too easily, or seem out of line, just assume: sarcasm and/or cynicism.

BTW, I did think you were referencing a line, but couldn't place it.

[email] wrote:

Sorry, this are from Futurama, but they're the best funny filthy lines ever, the kind that censors must cry over in a rage, because it's only filthy if you want them to be.

Anyways, the context is this: there's a war between Earth and an alien race of sentient beach balls. Sort of. So, Henry Kissinger is conducting peace talks, and he makes a powerful argument:

"We've seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

Later, when the Earth wins (spoiler, sorry), a newspaper headline proudly proclaims:

"Balls Thoroughly Licked!"

Awesome. Simply awesome.

But, it relates with The Simpsons, because in an episode aired the same day (I think) there was also a ball sack mention... the cloth sack where someone kept basketballs. I apologize, but I can't remember the actual line or the episode's name. Maybe someone can illuminate?

I think that the writers for both shows made a bet or something: "I bet you I can get away with 'ball sack' " "Oh, yeah? Me too"

Best. Pablo.

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"You did it, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sack." from "Skinner's Sense of Snow."

Not that funny (or filthy) to me, but some seemed to like it.

"R Flowers" wrote:

That whole episode had more gratuitous sexual references than you could shake a (stick) at.

"Walter Traprock" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't you shake that stick at me!

I'll bet you're looking forward to Whacking Day....

"R Flowers" wrote in message news:FeyEf.771509$xm3.148644@attbi_s21...

Everyday is Whacking Day

Skinner: "There'll be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Glascock!"

Once Upon A Time [email] wrote:

Wow, are you easily amused.

** Captain Infinity

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Filthyest line from Simpson's" thread, [email] wrote:

I'm surprise that no one wrote

Ralph: I bent my Wookie!

or that joke Krusty was going to tell Marge when she said "Come on Krusty, tell a funny joke. So Krusty was going to tell the joke about the piano and the....and suddenly, he stops himself "Wow, can't tell that one."

Does anyone remember that episode. I think I only seen it once.

Or what about the story of Krusty sexual harassment suit with the offer lady that says no. remember that one.

LOL !

Hilarious!

What about Grounds keeper Willie muttering "thats the last time ye slap yer Willie around".

Asked Moe.

Homer broke a glass over his head for being so out of touch with the music scene