Worst Star Wars Parody...EVER!

Seriously. Lame.

Lame, no...

Funny, Yes...

NEEEEEEEXT

"PDburnsy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh yeah, that Jar Jar Binks comedy never gets old. Is it 1999 already?

On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 01:11:24 +0000, PDburnsy wrote:

You use AOL, no wonder you're the only retard that found it funny.

Oh look at you with the zingers.... I bet your internet girlfriend is proud.

You should consider jumping in a sewer.

Honk if you demand satisfaction.

You make me sick. Usenet punk/loser.

Here is a rap I wrote about you

You suck so much You are older than Dutch You have no life I had relations with your wife You're ass is glued to the seat But that dont stop you from droppin heat Your Mom just bought you Dependz While you stare at her not-so-tight end

Honk if you demand satisfaction.

On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 23:47:19 +0000, Jimmie Jay wrote:

The most idiotic verse I've ever read. You clearly don't have a future in rap music, so stick to things you're good at like counting the boogers under your chair.

If you're so hot then retaliate. I just smoked yo ass.

Honk if you demand satisfaction.

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 01:25:45 +0000, Jimmie Jay wrote:

The only thing you smoked was your boyfriend's pole.

"Durrrrrrrrr your gay durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr huh huh durrrr um, your gay! huh huh" Proving once again to be quite the mental giant (despite being english. What is your country supposed to be, an island or something? what's up with that? LoL!!!)

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On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 05:24:31 +0000, Jimmie Gay wrote:

Get off your knees, spit the smegma out of your mouth, and learn to speak English.

Exactly the point, only a half-wit would need to ask that.

So, you laugh to yourself like a mongoloid even without a full diaper. That explains the way you write.

Genius!

I'm only going to say this one time. I ain't gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I ain't.

I had no idea what "smegma" was, so I looked it up. We don't have it in this country. We're circumcised. You should try it sometime, maybe you wouldn't all come out retarded.

I was doing an impression of your homophobic ass. I have a pretty fair command of the English language.

You ever hear of irony? I know you guys aint technically an island, but your still small as hell. We could fit several of your countries in ours.

You're country is totally irrelevant. We only keep you around for amusement. Why do you think Blair does whatever Bush tells him to. But hey, thanks for the Beatles. They were alright!

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On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 07:12:18 +0000, Jimmie Gay wrote:

Spoken like a true dick-sucker.

You have a weak grasp of it prove it below.

Yes, and that's not ironic in any sense. I shouldn't expect more though from an idiot who'd consider anything like a metal dildo in his ass to be "ironic". Try more books and less TV moron.

Don't be surprised if China says that to you one day.

You must be your way of offering to jack guys off if they honk at you.

"George" wrote in message news:[email]...

Then why did you tell him to wipe the smegma off his mouth?

Penises don't create dried clitoral discharge...

On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 05:16:55 +0000, Jimmie Jay wrote:

OK, I've considered it, and I won't risk it if it means landing next to a thalidomide baby like you.

It's half-wits like you and PDburnsy, who'll clap their flippers over any tripe on their TV, that have permitted the writers on the show to get by throwing together scripts purely by formulaic reflex at this point. Episodes like last night's suck because you're the lowest common denominator.

HONK, HONK!

Your arrogance is really funny. You're not better than me. Just because you can't admit last night's episode was funny doesn't mean you are smarter. It just shows how much of a tool you are. "Waaaahh! The show is so dumb now! Waaaah! It's idiots like you that are ruining it for us genius usenet trolls! Waaah." Get bent!

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On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 00:21:49 +0000, Jimmie Jay wrote:

There's nothing to admit aside from the fact that discriminating fans, the kind that don't giggle for no reason when they pee like you, recognized the episode wasn't that good and had problems, and only morons found it as funny as you. You only served to emphasize the point. Here I notice the one dolt who raves about the episode is on AOL, and suddenly you chime in with your rusty 2 cents worth, and of course you're on AOL too. Look, nobody likes unfair generalizations, but there's no denying the fact that the two peeing gigglers that raved about the episode are both on AOL.

"Tool", a tool of what pops? What are we back in 1955 now?

No, why don't you get bent over so your boyfriend can mount you and keep your lame brain off the newsgroup for a while.

When you can put together one paragraph without having to resort to a cliche or cop lines from Bart Simpson or any cartoon character to make a point I'll consider you something other than a dribbling jackass that gets all too many chuckles from his TV.

Any other posts featuring used old saws [sic] like "get a life", "get bent", or shitty retarded raps and the like will no longer arouse my interest and get ignored. Until then, you're my first choice for compulsory sterilization. Try harder.

Is that supposed to be the sound you get when your boyfriend fucks you without K-Y?

Wow, you really showed me! The fact that you're resorting to graphic homophobic insults really blew me away. Only someone as brilliant as yourself could think of that. Are you 13? Because that's about the last time I heard someone accuse me of having a boyfriend because I disagreed with them. But I guess my catch phrases and rhymes are no match for your hate-speech. I'm clearly out of my league!

I would put you first on my list for sterilization, but since you'll never get laid there's nothing to worry about.

You've got a lot of pent up hostility. Seek therapy. An institution wouldn't hurt either.

Sucka!

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On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 01:51:11 +0000, Jimmie Gay wrote:

Hit a little close to home eh old chap? When you intimated an incestuous relationship between another poster to this thread and his mother, in that wretched excuse for a rap of yours, it was OK because that form of "love" is wrong as you see it, but the kind you regularly engage in is apparently off limits to discussion. What a double-standard that is. Having tipped your hand and confirmed yourself a homosexual, I can be a big enough man (in all the places someone like you would care about too) to cast the fact aside and consider you merely a moron instead of a transparently gay moron.

You must have been an exceptionally flamboyant queer even back then for the kids to call you on it.

By your standards, it's only hate-speech if it's about something you do.

What's the difference? We all know your kind can't reproduce anyway.

Ooh see I hit a nerve with that momma-loving rap. First of all, my rhymes are a form of art. Secondly, you're obviously english or something or you wouldn't use such retarded words as "knicker." So go smile your big crooked smile and come begging for help the next time you need to be bailed out of a world war.

He confirms that he never gets laid. What a sad ol' bloody chap then eh? Bet he wet his knickers when he saw that yeah!

Loser!

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On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 05:23:12 +0000, Jimmie Gay wrote:

Hardly, learn to follow a thread dolt, you wrote that awful tripe to someone else, but I'm still amused that you joke of incest while joyfully practicing something equally unnatural through your man-love.

My point is well proved. If anyone should discuss your man-love then it's a hate-crime, but it's fine for a queen like you to be ethnically bigoted.

Yank, you'd do best to worry who'll bail you out of WW-III.

I think if you keep shouting that loud enough your boyfriend might come back to you.

Yet you found it offensive and spoke up. Thus, by your logic, you must be a mother-lover.

That's highly debatable. In our country, the number 1 country in the world, we're pretty accepting of gays. Only ultra right-wing neocons would compare it to incest. But go ahead.

No queen here. I'm the King of Cool. Dishing on the you english is ethnic bigotry? LOL! Without us you wouldn't have an ethnicity. You'd be kissing German ass.

Also, your homophobia might have something to do with your own sexuality. You clearly have never had a heterosexual experience. You're not comfortable with your own homosexuality so you project your self-hatred on others who disagree with you.

Have fun with that!

Honk if you demand satisfaction.

On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 07:22:55 +0000, Jimmie Gay wrote:

It's not. At least other union could produce a child, even if it might come out deficient like you. The only thing a union like yours could do is spread more HIV.

You mean queen of fools.

Not that you'd have minded it yourself, you kiss man-ass for pleasure after all.

So thinks someone like you who rubs Wonder bread between his ass-cheeks and calls it making a peanut butter sandwich, and calls his boyfriend over to make them with jelly.

Yes I've had about as much as can be had with this TV-loving queen.

No thanks dicks-sucker, I don't swing that way.

All you do is repeat gay insults. It's getting real old.

I try to be a law abiding citizen. In my state (Mass), gay marriage is going to be legal soon. There is no way there will ever be mother-son marriages in this country. If there are, then I'll stop dissing on them. I let the law tell me what's okay and what's not. If you want to be intolerant of gays, good for you! You just sound like an idiot repeating "I'm calling you gay! Haha!" in one form or another.

I hope you kiss a girl one of these days George. Don't rush it though!

Honk if you demand satisfaction.

On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 06:12:15 +0000, Jimmie Gay wrote:

It's to make things easier for you, by keeping to that which you know best, though I know it's the ethnic insults you're fondest of.

And let me guess, you can't wait.

But you lack the faculties to satisfactorily answer why not. As already said, such unions would have at least the prospect of being productive, even if not always qualitatively so when resulting in filth like you, unlike that between you and your boyfriend which are bound biologically to fruitlessness. As I understand it, marriages between first cousins is now legal again in many parts of the U.S.A. By contrast, all forms of sex you're confined to with your boyfriend are still illegal in many parts of the U.S.A. including it's capital.

So then, when someone else tells you what to think and formulates an opinion for you you'll act accordingly and cease the "dissing". I shall assume that goes for pedophilia too, bestiality, and anything else now unlawful because it's clear it would be only a matter of time and conditioning until their acceptance in your case. In some parts of the world its permissible to have intercourse with children, buy another human being outright as a slave, or commit rape in return for honor crimes. In those places these are lawful things, but to a subhuman like you that also makes all of them right. You've been robbed of your critical faculties and don't even know it. Count yourself among the mindless walking dead.

And this it would seem now brings us full circle. My characterization of you as essentially worthless stragglers that brought forth that first foolish shrew, then snared you, the dim middle-aged dandy, from the woodwork, and the forgettable rest that offered no sport, you now illustrate best. If you're TV-addled brain needs the law tell it how to choose right from wrong then you're unfit to live among the free, if at all. It's because of your stupidity that whatever freedoms you have by accident of birth, that you did nothing for, don't entirely fathom, and in deferring even your thoughts to the law do nothing to keep, will be lost for the dim wretches that replace you. As suggested earlier in this thread, as with trivial things like these latter-day episodes of The Simpsons, it will all get worse for the rest of us thanks to all the flipper clapping fools like you.

I thought all you queens love drama and gave you and your boyfriend the starring roles of this allegory.

That is clearly a mating call for the stupid. Keep honking, you'll be playing alone now.

At least I had some fun!

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[email] (Jimmie Jay) wrote in message news:...

- You should really look up the meaning of neocon before you use it. They are the least likely of all conservatives to have problems with gays. Oh, and by the way... exactly why is incest wrong? Aren't you saying all consensual sexual activity is fine? I'll have fun trying to watch you answer that without any justification.

- Tisk, tisk. I thought your type were supposed to be tolerant and ethnically sensitive.

- Another joker with a second grade pop-psychology degree, have fun with those ridiculous assumptions there Dr. Freud.

Didn't say it.

Homosexuality=okay Heterosexuality=okay Incest=Bad

Everybody digs seeing girl on girl action, but nobody wants to see a dude getting on his mom. And I'll go on the record saying that anyone who does is sick.

Remind me what type I am again? I'm an individual.

Yeah well Georgie didn't refute any of it. I just had a hunch.

!

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You don't know a lot about the differing branches of conservative ideology. Neoconservatives are more likely to be accepting of homosexually than traditionalists.

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George wrote in news:[email]:

Please. I really enjoyed the episode, and I graduated summa cum laude from RPI. But I guess I'm a moron who's seen every episode, not a discriminating fan who's seen every episode. Thanks for clarifying that.

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 02:21:04 +0000, UsualNoise wrote:

All this of academics is academic here, as far more telling is the shared perspective and accompanying imbecilic mindset that proves you as cut from the same nappy cloth, one unfit to wipe an arse, as the few other giggling knicker-wetters in agreement with you in this thread.

My pleasure.

George wrote in news:[email]:

You've clearly got a firm grasp on the art of sarcasm and have completely humiliated me with your rapier wit. Welcome to the killfile - say hello to the other degenerates while you're there.

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On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 05:14:58 +0000, PDburnsy wrote:

"Zingers"? Hey you old yenta, when you finish your coffeecake call the nurse over to change your bedpan because your zingers stink.

Oy! Listen to PDburnsy's latest shpiel!

Mine is. She's whatever I want her to be (www.imaginarygirlfriends.com)

It was funny, 6 or 7 years ago.

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On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 21:58:08 -0500, Chris � wrote:

It was meant to make a point, not to be funny, and apparently proved as true today as it was then. I'm not so sure now the original point shouldn't extend to encompass those webTV mongrels either.

That's easy, state you're a drooling reality TV watcher who sodomizes people from all the groups listed above.

It could have done both in 1998. Unfortunatley, it's 2004, so it did neither.

They have the internet on TV's now.

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Oy! Listen to Chris ®'s latest shpiel!

TV, eh? Is that thing still around?

On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 12:17:24 -0500, Chris � wrote:

And yet, you sit there on your fat ass as flatulent proof of the former while providing the latter as well.

Yeah, I hear that's to let boobs like you watch soap operas + porno on the same dingy tube.

Why bother with a signature., just start posting your picture instead.

Sounds like someone needs some pussy. So why don't you go and fuck yourself.

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On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 19:19:50 -0500, Chris � wrote:

Try harder simpleton.

You are unworthy of any further effort on my part.

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A year _before_ The Phantom Menace came out? That wouldn't've been funny at all, not to mention impossible.

Yes, it would have been funnier a few years earlier, but FOX has been too busy kissing George Lucas's ass all this time.

Not being a Star Wars geek, and being proud to say that I've never watched either of the new Star Wars movies, you can understand my error.

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You're lucky. The Simpsons version was not that far off in its portrayal of The Phantom Menace. The only thing it was missing was a talentless child actor.

I actually tried to watch TPM, I gave up after 30 minutes because the boredom I was suffering from nearly killed me.

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"Sruples4Nuples" wrote in news:VRq7c.1556$[email]:

Very�timely�too

"mlm" wrote in message news:[email]...

Definitely timely.

Stan

It was hilarious you mutants

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"A long long time ago In a galaxy far a WAY" - "Genius Al" Yankovic (www.sagabegins.com) +- +- +- +- "Jimmie Jay" wrote in message news:[email]...

Seems the link doesn't work anymore (or I didn't spell it correctly), I'll go do a little research, hang on ... it seems Al let it die. So I'm guessing that www.thepentiums.com doesn't exist anymore either, hang on again ... yup, that's gone too.

They were great while they lasted. :-)

Stan, www.thesequencers.us +- +- +- +- ""MIDIcian" (tm)" wrote in message news:c3lqes$hbm$[email]...