Favorite Homerisms

Feb 22, 2003, 1:46 PM ET19 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.simpsons

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Grey WolfFeb 22, 2003, 1:46 PM ETalt.tv.simpsons

I know everyone gets sick of the "here's my favorite" thing but I thought I would throw this one in. One of my favorite Homer sayings was in the episode where Bart got Stampy the elephant and Homer was sinking in the tar pits, saying everything is all right and he finishes with "first all pull my legs out with my arms then I'll pull my arms out with my face." still makes me laugh today

ZedFeb 22, 2003, 5:56 PM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

And then in "Realty Bites", he says "Trying is the first step towards failure."

JimFeb 22, 2003, 9:03 PM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

simpsfanFeb 23, 2003, 1:06 AM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

"Mmmmmm....sacrilicious!"

Brian OFeb 23, 2003, 8:19 AM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

Grey Wolf wrote:

I don't know if this counts as a Homer"ism", but it's one of my favorite Homer moments.

Flanders comes over and asks if Homer can watch Rod and Todd because Maude was kidnapped by militants in the Holy Land, and Ned has to go to Capital City to fill out some forms.

Homer: Gee, I'd really love to wanna help you Ned...

[Great!]

Homer: But Marge (gestures to living room)... was, uh...kidnapped by...militants...in the, uh...Holy Land....

He's so dim-witted, the only excuse he could come up with not to help Flanders was the story Flanders just told him! And he didn't realize or care that it was an obvious lie!

Hi-larious!

BTW, that was from memory- corrections not necessarily req'd.

Michael J. AstrauskasFeb 23, 2003, 11:48 AM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

Grey Wolf wrote:

One of my couple favourites:

Homer: "Stupid Isotopes. Hurry up and lose so we can get outta here!" Lisa: "Why do you hate the Isotopes so much, Dad?" Homer: "Because I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie. Never love anything." Lisa: "Even you?" Homer: "Especially me."

Grey WolfFeb 23, 2003, 11:21 PM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

LOL great ones guys..i gotta another one it's more of a Lisa thing but it was when she was practicing her Sax Sorry this is from memory; "Lisa quit that racket!" "Sorry Dad I was just practicing" "I'LL PRACTICE YOU!" Lisa mumbling "I'll practice you what is that supposed to be is that some sort of threat!" and walks away mumbling! Great times

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streetspiritFeb 24, 2003, 5:14 AM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

I can't remember which episode, but Homer is crying about something which he is not genuinely upset about and keeps letting out a stifled 'woo-hoo' between tears.

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Stampy

Richard KellyFeb 24, 2003, 6:31 AM ET↩ streetspiritalt.tv.simpsons

It's when his aunt dies and leaves them an inheritance. It's the episode in which Krusty gets busted for tax fraud. Not sure of the episode name though ;-)

I sure could go 100 tacos right about now.

Digital PuerFeb 24, 2003, 11:46 AM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

My two favourite Homerisms are both bathroom-related. I usually say one of these when I use a restroom in my office building. People think I'm weird for some reason.

(running to the urinal) Oh man I really gotta go!
(as I'm taking a whiz) Ahh... that's the stuff!

Sydney AssbasketFeb 24, 2003, 4:22 PM ET↩ Digital Pueralt.tv.simpsons

New job? Marge is pregnant?!

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NateFeb 24, 2003, 4:51 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasketalt.tv.simpsons

WARNING - PROBABLY NOT VERBATIM - WARNING!

"I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know how to get there. Cuz that's the kind of guy I am this week."

Joshua.Feb 24, 2003, 5:31 PM ET↩ Natealt.tv.simpsons

On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 13:51:57 -0800, Nate wrote:

hmmmnnn...... i think you got it, cahtually.....

- - Joshua.

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Brad FilipponeFeb 24, 2003, 10:21 PM ET↩ Natealt.tv.simpsons

Not sure of the exact words, but here goes:

"Bart! You talk about butt-kissing like it's a bad thing!"

Brad

Joshua.Feb 24, 2003, 5:42 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasketalt.tv.simpsons

On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 15:32:47 -0600, Mr Tim wrote:

Lisa: "Barts acting really funny...." Homer: "ray-jay funny, or OJ funny?"

- - Joshua.

official cynical asshole of Simpsonica U of I. TEUNC abuser, AFT/RABT lurker. lover of blue. lover of blue. repeats things... ____

Sydney AssbasketFeb 24, 2003, 11:45 PM ET↩ Joshua.alt.tv.simpsons

I just want to see Honk if You're Horny in peace!

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Sydney AssbasketFeb 26, 2003, 12:17 AM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

"Ovulate, damn you!"

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Jake PutzlerFeb 27, 2003, 9:49 PM ET↩ Grey Wolfalt.tv.simpsons

Mine is more like a moment...

Sydney AssbasketMar 1, 2003, 2:23 AM ET↩ Jake Putzleralt.tv.simpsons

Boy did they suck. They just plain sucked! They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

I've had enough of your Vassar bashing!

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