Has Lisa started her period?

That should be an episode, but what should be called?

"Little Red Staining Hood" ?

BG

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LMAO!!!!!!!!

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"Richard M." wrote:

Wow, that's funny! Sincerely, Little Girl

Sunday Bloody Sunday.

On Mon, 10 Dec 2001 09:39:06 -0700, Internet King wrote:

Technically speaking, she is still 8, and that's a bit young to start.

Intellectually, of course, Lisa may be seen to act anywhere from 8 to 18 (excepting the future-vision episodes, naturally).

Then again, she has had her first kiss, and not many 8-year-old girls do that.

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Oh come, I kissed several 8 year old girls last week,....

I hope they were your daughters and nieces and your kisses were of the warm familial type.

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urgh........

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Ewww,. I dunno,..... The Simpsons needs less weighty issues these days, not more,... I think a "Lisa Has Her Period" would go over about as well as Maude's death,...

We need more Homer get rich quickschemes, or Bart and the Gang getting into trouble episodes... Keep the main story of the Episode light, and put the social commentary in teh fringes of the show....

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i cringe to think of a throw-off line from moe in such an episode:

"if she's old enough to flow, she's old enough for moe."

i'm really, really, really, really sorry.

don't be. that's hilarious

SHAME ON YOU!

Aw, it was funny, I know.

In article , "dave h." wrote:

I'm afraid "sorry" doesn't cut it with this Pope!

And, don't forget, Lisa did say, "You don't like me? I like you," to Moe.

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I am really really really hoping you meant for Lisa to go in and drink at moes.... "dave h." wrote in message news:081220012148024450%[email]...

I can see it now:

Lolisa.

444 wrote:

good one!

Drunk and full of pie, dave h. wrote:

"Blood Pubed"

I think instead of Lisa having her period it should be like Lisa's first bra... a little lighter and MUCH less controversial "�� Jason_Hoehn ԥ" wrote in message news:J1AQ7.31238$[email]...

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"Mike McInnis" wrote in message news:[email]...

good idea :-)

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I'm against it--- but Lisa having her first "curse" could reference the movie "Carrie", though. (In the school locker room shower... ugh)

on the hid Disney channel sitcom "lizzie McGuire" there was a recent episode where the title character wanted to get a bra for the first time... what puzzled me was how lizzy (played by 15 year old Hillary duff) got along all this time with out one... most kids start out in a training bra at about age 8 or 9 (trust me... I'm a single father of a nine year old)... anyway... I wrote to Disney about the content of the show and they told me that in more words it was okay to talk about it nower days... "[�Cool]" wrote in message news:v5UQ7.1916$[email]...

Superdude wrote:

Lisa's Date With Tampax Sincerely, Little Girl

Or, Tampax a punch.

Internet King wrote:

Or "Worst Period EVER!"

On Mon, 10 Dec 2001 12:35:10 -0700, Daniel Hinojosa wrote:

b wrote:

Drip-A Dee Doo Da Sincerely, Little Girl

Max(ipad) Power
Tampax Power
To the Tampax
Aagh, My Couch!
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

Bloody Marie?

*sigh* Actually, this is why I can't bring myself to read a.t.s often anymore. Because every time I pop in here, and it never fails, there's always at least one shut-in posting questions about Lisa's vagina.

On 12 Dec 2001 08:19:16 GMT, someone claiming to be "Edgar Allen D'oh!" [Edgar Allen D'oh!] scribbled (amongst other things) in message ["Re: Has Lisa started her period?"] in newsgroup(s) alt.tv.simpsons:

rotfl! hehe

Period Piece

Brad

On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 02:58:17 +0000 (UTC), someone claiming to be "Brad Filippone" [[email]] scribbled with a broken pencil in message ["Re: Has Lisa started her period?"] in newsgroup(s) alt.tv.simpsons:

Simple, Elloquent(?) Brillance.

:-)

A River Runs Through It Sincerely, Little Girl

Internet King wrote:

AHA! I GOT ONE!

"Red Badge of Courage"

Greg Bair wrote:

I got another one!

"Crimson Tide" Ok, that's it. I'll stop.

Greg Bair wrote:

"Dude, Where's My Tampon" Sincerely, Little Girl

Awww, shucks *blush*

Brad

Lisa the vagitarian.

Edgar wrote: