A Poem....by Hans Moleman

There once was a poofter named Wade, Having boyfriends, his mother forbade, So he wore a green dress And tried hard to impress And now he's a drag queen named Jade

There once was a man named ninja, When it came to dry humor he wasn't stinguh, Everytime Rob Wade goes on one of his rants, Ninja criticizes Rob with insouciance, Ninja, you showed him, didn't ya?

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