Homer's got one HELL of a resume. I'd like to see somebody actually put it together, complete with dates, sometime. Maybe one of the guys (or gals) at snpp.com will give it a whirl.
On Thu, 23 May 2002 01:25:52 GMT, "Leo Tokarski" wrote:
But in the episode where he and Flanders are trying to rescue the kids snowed in at school, he doesn't remember this job at all, though Ned did, and Homer's even wearing his Mr. Plow jacket.
Ditto! As mentioned elsewhere (can't find it right now), they missed some jobs: Safety dude Cannonball freak at Hullabalooza Krusty Burger Guy (in order to pay for Marge's wedding ring) Barbershop Singer Vigilante
Monorail conductor, department store Santa, adult education teacher (that was more of a volunteer thing), missionary (done under duress cuz Elmo knew where he lived), Naval reserve officer (America's 14th line of defense, between the...can anyone finish this quote?), movie director, sugar salesman, CEO of an upstart dot.com and bowling alley pin monkey.
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"I hate the Yankees" - my son, 4/25/02
just remembered: minor league baseball mascot, supervisor for Globexž Corp®, backyard amusement park operator (the trampoline episode), IRS snitch, miniature golf caddy.
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"I hate the Yankees" - my son, 4/25/02
what about when he was looking for a job to support marge and the unborn child? he had quite a few then - knife salesman, guard dog trainer, candle maker etc....
was the internet king thing mentioned as well? why does homer see himself as a king? (plow king)
oh, and what about being a dimwit? does that count