Simpsons Trivia!!!

Oct 27, 2001, 3:46 PM ET77 posts by 27 posters
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Brian

Post your Simpsons Trivia questions! Stump your friends!

I'll start with an easy one: Barry White helps Bart and Lisa stop what event?

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Gene Poole, cubed.Brian

whacking day!!

What 'obscenity' do Kang and Kodos express while hitchhiking after being ignored by a passing car?

Gene Poole � [thinking] Oh, glory of glories. Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation. [out loud] Holy macaroni!
peetorMatt Garvey

Complete this quote!!

Bart: Dad, I'll trade you this delicious ________ for that crummy __________.

peetor

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what event?

NigelDaisy

did he get the danish??? =D

ok, who says the 'line':

"Doh"? "Daisy" wrote in message news:WXIC7.79119$[email]... > doorstop , danish
peetorNigel

Nigel wrote in message news:3bdb50b0$0$21000$[email]...

danish is correct

peetorNigel

what is Moe the bartender's full first name and full last name? And his national heritage(other than american)?

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cy hardfistpeetor

moe sysiclak(sizz lack), and hes italian, or so he seemed when he was taking the immigration test.

i have a question....who or what is homer talking to when he says "i could never be mad at you"? peetor wrote in message news:rYJC7.30964$[email]...

sinisterstevecy hardfist

Duff beer?

"cy hardfist" wrote in message news:3bdb785a$0$37108$[email]... > moe sysiclak(sizz lack), and hes italian, or so he seemed when he was taking
Gene Poole, cubed.sinistersteve

TV?

Gene Poole � [thinking] Oh, glory of glories. Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation. [out loud] Holy macaroni!
Craig Toellecy hardfist

It's the big sandwich. and he actually says "I could never stay mad at you". this is from the Duff Gardens episode.

Question: What are the names of Monty Burns 2 bodyguards?

BLeetchy2Craig Toelle

I forgot to ask a question. Here's a good one...

What was the name of the blind man who Bart lost Santa's Little Helper to for a short time?

Chris

Gene Poole, cubed.BLeetchy2

Sprinkles?

Baker Street?

Gene Poole � [thinking] Oh, glory of glories. Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation. [out loud] Holy macaroni!
The RackBLeetchy2

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for a

Mr. Mitchell.

In what episode do we see a picture of a hamster doing a handstand on a stump?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Mojcy hardfist

"cy hardfist" wrote in news:3bdb785a$0$37108$[email]:

Actually, it's "mohmar scyszlak," and it has never been made clear which nationality he is (although you are correct about the Italian accent), as there is conflicting evidence. I've been trying to double check the spelling on his last name, but snpp seems to be down today.

The RackMoj

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Muammar ("Moeammar") Szyslak

Muammar (referencing "Muammar Khadafy") is an apparent Arabic name, while Szyslak is Polish. He (his brain) speaks with the Italian accent, and yet he says he was born in Indiana (or Illinois?). Could be the next "Where is Springfield" running gag.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
peetorThe Rack

I always thought that 'Moemar' was a nickname. There is a clip( I don't remember which episode) were Moe has a flashback, or something, where someone says "ey Moe, why-a don't-a ya speaka the italian' evidence that Moe is italian-american, after hey took his citizen test to bypass Proposition 24.

peetor

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Mojpeetor

"peetor" wrote in news:8t1D7.2489$[email]:

How many Italian Szyslaks do you know? Plus, in one episode (I can't remember which right now, Moe claimed his family were bartenders to the Tsar, which would make him Polish or Byelorussian, most likely. It is exactly as the Rack pointed out: a joke for the writers. By this account, the only way that Moe could be what he seems to be is if his mother or grandmother was French (probably the most common source for the name Morris--but spelled Maurice--in Europe), moved to Russia where she married a bartender for the Tsar, moved to Italy where they joined the military, only to move to Libya (where the Italians fought in WWII), where Maurice's name was "naturalized." Hmmmmmmm. I like it better when it's a joke ;-)

As for Moemar (Muhammar, however you wish to spell it), Homer says it in the episode where Marge becomes a cop, and says it after saying he can do a background check on anyone he wants. Implying, of course, that there is at least one official record with the Arabic name for Moe.

James Gennerocy hardfist

I thought it was Momar?

"cy hardfist" wrote in message news:3bdb785a$0$37108$[email]...

taking

could

Gene Poole, cubed.peetor

Moemar Syszlak

and he's Italian, Polish...ummm...what else?

Gene Poole � [thinking] Oh, glory of glories. Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation. [out loud] Holy macaroni!
peetorGene Poole, cubed.

You all got Moe's last name right ( syzlak) and that he is Italian, but not his FULL First name( I gather Moe , and Moemar are nicknames)

peetor

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Andrew Bullpeetor

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In 'Flaming Moe's' it seems to be Maurice. (Or Morris).

peetorAndrew Bull

Yep, I heard Morris! Andrew Bull wrote in message news:9rhnqs$r25$[email]...

not

Rich Cookpeetor

What was the name of the album that helped Homer win the trivia question on the radio??

(Bonus Question: Who was the artist?)

The RackRich Cook

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Johnny Calhoun's "These (this) things I believe".

In what episode does Lisa say "Another barrier broken. Right on, sister!"

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Mon, 29 Oct 2001, The Rack wrote:

7F06, "Bart the Daredevil"?

Okay, my turn ...

What number does Grampa have a feeling about (before he changes it) at the Roulette table in "Old Money"?

/ Kristian

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The RackKristian Ronge

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sister!"

Wasn't it 39? It's a number that's not on the wheel.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Mon, 29 Oct 2001, The Rack wrote:

True, it was above what the wheel goes to, but 39 is *slightly* too low!

/ Kristian

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Rebecca WebbRich Cook

In article , [email] (Rich Cook) wrote:

This Things I Believe?

(Close enough?)

Who are the two high-ranking Springfield U. administrators who help shake down alumni for donations?

The RackRebecca Webb

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Professor Rocco, Chancellor Knuckles.

In what episode does Lisa say "Read the bosom part again, Dad"?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Mon, 29 Oct 2001, The Rack wrote:

This one I *definitely* know, 'cause it was part of a great scene where Homer reads Ned's pathetic letter!

It's "Dead Putting Society".

/ Kristian

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James GenneroKristian Ronge

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shake

What kind of fruit does Nelson dust with confectioners sugar if it is too tart?

Gene Poole, cubed.James Gennero

huckleberries.

What does Nelson parallel shoplifting to?

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Kristian RongeGene Poole, cubed.

On Mon, 29 Oct 2001, Gene Poole, cubed. wrote:

Punching someone in the dark! (Hey, it's a victimless crime...)

What address does Homer go to when he collects the free trampoline from Krusty in 1F05, "Bart's Inner Child"? (this one is *really, really* hard!)

/ Kristian

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AdamKristian Ronge

What address does Homer go to when he collects the free trampoline from Krusty in 1F05, "Bart's Inner Child"? (this one is *really, really* hard!)

534 Center Street

What movie does Bart see when he skips school in "The Boy Who Knew Too Much?"

Rich CookAdam

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Boobarama "Look, if I was under seventeen, I'd be in school, right?"

James GenneroRich Cook

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hard!)

Feare?

HMS Pinnafore!

(Bonus: I don't know)

AnthonyRich Cook

<delurk>

Wasn't it Gilbert & Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance?

*nervously poses question in the presence of Simpsons gurus*

What musical is parodied when Homer & crew arive at the park where Bart is riding a rampaging elephant?

<relurk>

Brian BeckAnthony

NO--it was the HMS Pinafore. And applause to the Simpsons writers for doing a Gilbert & Sullivan ref. w/o using Pirates of Penzance (the only one people remember songs from.)

Brian

Anthony wrote:

Gene Poole, cubed.The Rack

Isn't that the mini-golf one?

What was the name of Bart's soapbox derby racer?

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
Rich CookGene Poole, cubed.

"Gene Poole, cubed." <"gene.poole"@shaw.call me, just pick up the phone and just call me....> wrote in message news:...

Little Lightning.

What was the name of Apu's movie in A Star is Burns?

MojRich Cook

[email] (Rich Cook) wrote in news:[email]:

"Bright Lights, Beef Jerky."

What is Homer's favorite song on Moe's jukebox?

Gene Poole, cubed.Moj

It's raining men.

what's smithers favourite song on Moe's jukebox?

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
Kristian RongeMoj

On Tue, 30 Oct 2001, Moj wrote:

"It's raining men".

(Hallelujah?)

How many questions were there on the quiz from the National Fatherhood Institute?

/ Kristian

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peetorKristian Ronge

Kristian Ronge wrote in message news:[email]...

four name a friend name a hero name a hobby name another father you talk to ( Flanders)

What does Homer's helper monkey type on the speak-type after Homer drops him off?

Adampeetor

him off?

Pray for Mojo.

What kind of food does Mr. Burns refer to as ethnic food?

peetorAdam

Adam wrote in message news:mDGD7.89723$[email]...

Donuts

Name Groundskeeper Willie's home town.

Gene Poole, cubed.peetor

North Kilttown

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
Jeremy Bpeetor

In article , "peetor" writes:

North Kilttown.

Who does She-Hulk fight in the "Worst crossover ever"? "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
DJ MaNiAkJeremy B

Leon Spinks.

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

The RackAdam

"Adam" wrote in message news:mDGD7.89723$[email]...

Doughnuts. What food does Smithers peel for and enfeebled Mr. Burns?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Gene Poole, cubed.The Rack

A spanish peanut.

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
Gene Poole, cubed.The Rack

How did Troy McClure say Groening came up with the idea for the Simpsons in the 100th episode?

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
James GenneroGene Poole, cubed.

"Gene Poole, cubed." <"gene.poole"@shaw.call me, just pick up the phone and just call me....> wrote in message news:Q7ND7.27474$[email]...

drops

He made people out of his drunken rabbit drawings? I think so anyway.

How much did John say that the J&R Liquor Lads Civil War figurine cost back in the day? (From Homer's Phobia)

Rich CookJames Gennero

Two books of green stamps

In "King-Size Homer" what does Homer end up wearing insead of his usual clothes?

The RackRich Cook

"Rich Cook" wrote in message news:[email]...

clothes?

A Muu Muu.

Name one of the x-Rated theatres that re-opens when Springfield's power is turned back on after the strike.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
peetorThe Rack

The Rack wrote in message news:cxlE7.7366$[email]...

The Horny Toad Adam & Adam

where is the Kwik-E-Mart head office located?

Rich Cookpeetor

"peetor" wrote in message news:...

India.

Who was the first of the flying hellfish to die?

peetorRich Cook

Rich Cook wrote in message news:[email]...

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usual

power is

Ox, carrying the box of paintings.

BrianRich Cook

I give up, who was it?

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peetorBrian

Brian wrote in message news:[email]...

I said OX!

In the episode where Homer eats a poisonous fish and has 24 hours to live, what's the name of the sushi resturant?

"and that's the story of the very first caramel cod, err I mean Halloween" Captain McAllister, the sea captain

peetor

The Rackpeetor

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The Happy Sumo. What is the name of the corrupt senator that almost allows drilling for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Jeremy Bpeetor

In article , "peetor" writes:

He's right, you know. "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
The RackJeremy B

"Jeremy B" wrote in message news:[email]...

About the OX?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
peetorThe Rack

The Rack wrote in message news:xqZG7.28726$[email]...

Not Ox as in the animal, but Ox as in , ' hello my name is Ox'. Ox was one of the guys in Grampa Simpson ww2 company, the Flying Hellfish.

The Rackpeetor

"peetor" wrote in message news:1c1H7.32067$[email]...

Wellllll... you blew it. We had a really nice reference, once. :)

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Jeremy BThe Rack

In article , "The Rack" writes:

shuuuuuut uuuuup.... "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
A small childJeremy B

It's a secret! David

"I'll plug YOUR hole...I mean, eureka!"-Homer Simpson Chicago Cubs...93 years and counting

Internet KingThe Rack

The Rack wrote:

Is it about my cube? Sincerely, Little Girl

BazillaInternet King

About Everything

Bazilla

What's the matter you, hey! Gotta no respect, hey! Whattya think ya do? hey! Why you look-a so sad, hey! Itsa not so bad It'sa nice-a place Ahhh Shadduppa ya face!

Gene Poole, cubed.Adam

Doughnuts.

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
Gene Poole, cubed.peetor

heh. I'm sure it's already been answered, but it made me laugh.

PRAY//FOR//MOJO.

Gene Poole � Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
DJ MaNiAkBrian

"Baker Street." LOL, couldn't resist.

"Whacking Day."

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.