What is your fav. simp. quote?

list your fav. simpson quote here....

Thanks

favorite simpsons quote?!? thats even harder to pick then a favorite episode! but heres ONE of my favorites...

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidently ran over his dog. marge:you did? Hutz:Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

i still crack up every time i hear that

In that episode where Homer sneaks ito the museum. He says "Feeling stupid? I know I am". I crack up laughing.

In article , shane callaghan says...

"Willy hears ya. Willy don't care."

"Yeah, but what are you gonna do"

"They have the internet on computers now?"

The whole "newsletter" bit from "Mountain of Madness".

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"shane callaghan" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

Ricky wrote:

"A baby, huh? Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers!"

works on contingency?

no! money down!

[email] (sarcastress) wrote in message news:...

Directly from that wonderful place, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F19.html, comes the following:

Mrs. Lovejoy: Heh, this won't take long.  He's clearly guilty.  We'll
              probably be home by dinner time.
      Jasper: Good.  I hear the dog from "Frasier" is going to ride
the
              dolphin on "Sea Quest".

and, moments later, in the same episode, ...

   Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
 Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
          so they can't communicate with the outside world.
   Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
 Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
   Homer: Uh huh.  And "if"?
 Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
          that".
   Homer: So _if_ we don't all vote the same way, we'll be
_deadlocked_
          and have to be _sequestered_ in the Springfield Palace Hotel
          --
   Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
  Jasper: Let's vote.  My liver is failing.
   Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming
pool,
          free HBO -- Ooh!  "Free Willy"!
 Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson.  It has little if
          anything to do with a disobedient whale.  Now let's vote!
   Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
   Homer: OK, fine.  How many S's in "innocent"?

ah, www.snpp.com. The #1 non porn site on the web.

Space Mvsevm

so that makes it 20,000 overall

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 18:41:42 -0700, shane callaghan wrote:

"Oh Lord, protect this rocket-house and all who dwell within the rocket-house"

"shane callaghan" wrote in message news:...

Homer: "Well kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson here is: Never try!"

What the hell, here's another:

Rod (Todd?) praying: "And thank you, Lord, for sending Lisa to get rid of the moth you sent us."

(Sorry, last one. I promise.)

Homer: "Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman - or bogeyMEN - in the house!"