Life imitates the Simpsons

Jul 13, 2001, 5:40 PM ET11 posts by 10 posters
11 posts
Paul Tomko

Septuplets Born in D.C. The mother, a Muslim woman who chose to carry the risky pregnancy ``as far as she could,'' was resting comfortably, doctors said Friday. The Virginia woman, who asked not to be identified, conceived the babies after taking fertility drugs.

Not quite Octuplets, but pretty close. I wonder if someone slipped more fertility drugs into her breakfast squishee.

Paul

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K. Tom JohnsonPaul Tomko

Paul Tomko wrote in message ...

Hmm, I wonder if they'd like some banana bread...

Zikorn zee InziztentPaul Tomko

On Fri, 13 Jul 2001 19:57:01 -0400, "Theodore G. Paulakis" wrote:

If a man had a baby then it will be life imitates Monty Python
-----------------------------
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your
         right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
    Reg: What's the point?
Francis: What?
    Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies
         when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Bill McNealPaul Tomko

Apu, Manjula et al are Hindi, not Muslim.

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zxcvbobPaul Tomko

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/europe/story.jsp?story=83851

"It could have been just a silly mistake, of course, life imitating farce. For this has already happened, to Homer Simpson, the head of the American cartoon family. Homer works at a nuclear plant, and every episode shows him taking home a glowing tube of radioactive fuel. Perhaps the man from Karlsruhe was one of the millions of German Simpsons fans."

Best regards, Bob

Katijaikatzxcvbob

What made me laugh was the fact that they found it in a blackberry bush. "Gotta hide it! Gotta hide it somewhere-- ah HA! No one'll ever find it here. Heh heh heh. I'm the smartest man alive."

Alternatively...

"I think this blackberry bush is full."

"Balderdash. The last blackberry bush held three barrels."

Alee

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F18fettKatijaikat

To add to the topic, a bear was recently found wandering through an area in a neighboring town. I wonder if they'll end up with a bear tax next month.

Jeremy BleichmanF18fett

F18fett wrote:

Oh, won't someone PLEASE think of the children?

Aaron HirshbergF18fett

[email] (F18fett) wrote in message news:...

I am pretty sure they already have that bear tax. Because the anti-immigrant sentiment in this country is so great right now.

Aaron Hirshberg

Bill McNealPaul Tomko

That's super.

-- An XPeeple Production -- "As a child, I always wanted to bite his head off. This is my way of doing that... creatively." -Andy Dick as Marylin Manson "Most critics want to be authors, screenwriters and novelists, [but] they just suck." -Joe Rogan