Bart: I don't want to tell you your job. Wiggam: No, go ahead, it's the only way I'll learn.
Homer (getting arrested): D'oh! Wiggam: That's what they all say. Thay all day 'D'oh!'
Brad
Best Chief Wiggam moments
Jul 17, 2001, 1:00 PM ET28 posts by 24 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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"Thank god it landed in that smoking crater!"
"Brad Filippone" wrote in message news:9j1qvd$4og$[email]...
My favorite moment was when these dumb threads stopped resurfacing.
But the most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
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"Brad Filippone" wrote in message news:9j1qvd$4og$[email]...
Intercom: "All officers, be on the lookout for a purple, 1925 Model-A." (purple, 1925 Model-A drives by) Wiggum: "That was more of a burgandy."
"Where's your messiah now, Flanders?"
"What's your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mysteries?"
(3F04) Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough. Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team. Wiggum: Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.
"suspect is HAT-less. repeat, HATLESS!"
"No, you got the wrong number. This is Nine One....Two"
"Remember if your nose starts to bleed that means you're picking it too much......or not enough....."
Ralph with flute up his nose: "That's some good flutin Boy!!"
"Josh" wrote in message news:...
In a THOH episode, Apu is stuffed in the Squishee machine, dead. Wiggum says to reporters: Wiggum: (drinking Squishee) "Uuuuh, he didn't suffer much." Lou: "I dunno chief. I think he suffered a lot." Wiggum: (Sees Apu in Squishee machine) "Awww Lou! How much longer were you going to let me drink this thing? (Takes another sip of his Squishee).
In the episode where the kids sneak out to the drive-in theatre, the scene where Wiggum is putting the kids in the paddy wagon, and Eddie shines the spotlight in the kids' eyes, and Wiggum gets scared, and then Eddie snickers, is funny, too.
Aaron Hirshberg
Bears can't talk, Eddy.
It's time for an old-fashioned hippie ass whomping!
Fat Tony is that you ??
Jay
"He can take a simple everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny." -Bart Simpson
That's some nice glowering, Mr. B!
"We are in pursuit of a ... car"
A ghost car!
Brad Filippone wrote:
I remember a scene where Snake is trying to kill Homer for buying his car, and they speed past Wiggum's car and he says something like, "I need back-up for code-247, waking a police officer, I repeat, a code 247" or something like that.
"Bill Johnson" wrote in message news:[email]...
Quiet! I can't hear the eggs.
"There seems to be beer coming out of the roof" "i'll take this one on foot."
"Thats it COW-boy, I;m taking you to MOO-nicipal prison" "Nice one chief" "What, what'd I say?"
"Frink" wrote in message news:0vl57.4146$[email]...
I am directly under the earth's Sun.............
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......NOW"Take 'em away, toys"
isn't it "bake 'em away, toys"
"iidaveph" wrote in message news:%Om57.211317$[email]...
Do what the kid says.
Take it easy on the Asians Lou. -Chief Wiggam
On Wed, 18 Jul 2001 16:32:13 -0500, T wrote:
Take that, you filthy I-talians! (Lou whispers to him) Oh, yeah. Take that, you filthy I-talian Americans!
On Tue, 17 Jul 2001 17:00:29 +0000 (UTC), [email] (Brad Filippone) wrote:
[As Fat Tony the mobster hands him a bribe]
"Next time, can I have my money in a briefcase instead of this sack with a dollar sign?"
wasn't that Quimby?
"Jim Gunn" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Here's your monthly kick-back." "You just... you couldn't have picked a worse time."
=v= "Let that be a lesson to the rest of you ... nuts!"
=v= Also, when Homer tells him that someday the citizens of this
town are going to stand up to crooked cops,
"Oh no! ... Have you set a date?" .-.
<_Jym_> / /
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