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big gooseOct 1, 2003, 5:06 AM ETalt.tv.simpsons

Did anyone see simpsons last night in the uk, the one with Benny Hill. Is that a new one?

Aaron HirshbergOct 1, 2003, 9:47 AM ET↩ big goosealt.tv.simpsons

"big goose" wrote in message news:...

Benny Hill was on the Simpsons!?!?! THE CURSE CONTINUES!!!!!

Space

Michael BlackOct 1, 2003, 1:52 PM ET↩ big goosealt.tv.simpsons

Well, Benny Hill wasn't on. It merely had the theme music from the show, and a couple of bits where a bunch of people chase each other around, changing a couple of times who was chasing who.

Michael

Park LuckOct 1, 2003, 4:35 PM ET↩ Michael Blackalt.tv.simpsons

Yes. Benny Hill died before The Simpsons was even on the air....

He too fell victim to........THE CURSE!

evan

DEnglE3Oct 1, 2003, 4:47 PM ET↩ Park Luckalt.tv.simpsons

Benny Hill died in 1992. Please get your facts straight before you post "facts".

Park LuckOct 1, 2003, 9:41 PM ET↩ DEnglE3alt.tv.simpsons

Oh, I'll post the facts as I sees 'em.

evan

Fred ScuttleOct 2, 2003, 7:36 PM ET↩ Park Luckalt.tv.simpsons

You mean THE CURSE is now capable of literally warping the space-time causality matrix? That means no one is safe!

Duff ManOct 2, 2003, 10:12 PM ET↩ Fred Scuttlealt.tv.simpsons

"Fred Scuttle" wrote in message news:[email]...

show,

No space time thingy needed...

Benny was never on the Simpsons...

Therefore, he is a victim of the curse...

someguyOct 3, 2003, 11:59 AM ET↩ Fred Scuttlealt.tv.simpsons

Unless we're somehow able to reverse the photonic polarity generators utilizing the electronic capacitors inside our television sets. That _should_ set up a space-time field opposite to that of THE CURSE, thus nullifying its effects. But it's a long shot, and if it doesn't work it could mean the END OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF!

~ Tony ~Oct 5, 2003, 10:19 AM ET↩ Fred Scuttlealt.tv.simpsons

if "the curse" can "warp the space time casualty matrix", does that mean Abe Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Lucy and Cesar Chavez also succumbed to "The Curse"?

Homer: "Why do you look like Cesar Romero?" Cesar Chavez: "'Cause joo don' kno what Cesar Chavez looks like!"

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

Michael BlackOct 5, 2003, 12:01 PM ET↩ ~ Tony ~alt.tv.simpsons

And both of them are dead.

Michael

Duff ManOct 5, 2003, 2:01 PM ET↩ ~ Tony ~alt.tv.simpsons

"~ Tony ~" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yup...they were never on the Simpsons...they're victims of the curse...

Matt GarveyOct 1, 2003, 6:03 PM ET↩ big goosealt.tv.simpsons

That's "A Star is Born Again," EABF08, which is season 14 so I guess that counts as new...

big goose wrote:

bh8890Oct 2, 2003, 8:07 AM ET↩ Matt Garveyalt.tv.simpsons

"Matt Garvey" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think it premiered a few months ago. Certainly the most recent episode seen on Sky was 'The Bart Of War' from last Sunday.

d.c.Oct 3, 2003, 12:05 AM ET↩ big goosealt.tv.simpsons

"big goose" wrote in message news:ble5dn$rtm$[email]...

Twas an auld one.