Why can't US shows be like Brazil's?

Apr 1, 2002, 5:33 PM ET19 posts by 10 posters
19 posts
JS577

Boobys rock! What's the matter with the U.S.? Does the Southern Baptist Convention have that much control over the media in this country?

Jason SaslowJS577

Yeah, they have as much control over the media as trolls have over usenet.

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Simpsons FanJS577

Simpsons is a cartoon hope you know. Get out of here.

Thanks.

mcwrapperSimpsons Fan

On 02 Apr 2002 00:26:53 GMT, [email] (Simpsons Fan) wrote:

FCC...they control everything over here. Watch japan TV...even there cartoons(anime) has nudity in it.

Jason SaslowSimpsons Fan

What about us drunken slobs?

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Greg BairJason Saslow

Jason Saslow spewed forth in news:[email] on 03 Apr 2002:

You'll be given cushy jobs!

Anyway, in Japan, they have nudity, yes, but it's on pay cable + satellite, like our HBO. Also, it's even illegal there to show pubic hair in movies. So, don't go comparing us to Japan.

Greg Bair "If gold rusts, what will iron do?" - Chaucer http://home.earthlink.net/~gbair/
SergioGreg Bair

"Greg Bair" wrote in message news:[email]...

satellite,

MONORAAAAIIILLLL!!!!

Jeremy BSergio

In article , "Mr Burns" writes:

Mono- D'OH!! "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
Aaron HirshbergJS577

[email] (JS577) wrote in message news:...

That is because Brazil was taken over by fleeing Nazis after WWII. And they are a bunch of sex perverts. How did XUXU, or whatever her name is, come to have blonde hair, anyway. Ever think of that? What Waffen SS Division was her grandfather in during WWII?

As for the USA, we are controlled by self-righteous religious fundamentalists who were thrown out of Europe for behaving too much like Seymour Skinner! In fact, there it is in a nutshell: Brazil - XUXU, USA - Seymour Skinner!

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Simpsons FanAaron Hirshberg

And also weirdos like Zed, Zeb, whatever, that can't provide proof for the garbage they pass off as speech.

Thanks.

Jason SaslowSimpsons Fan

Obsess much?

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Aaron HirshbergJS577

[email] (JS577) wrote in message news:...

They are! Miss Piggy is hot and half the muppets run around naked!

We do have Brazil-like TV shows! But you have to pay extra for them!

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JS577Aaron Hirshberg

I also figure the feminists would have a problem with big-breasted women teaching children the ABCs. They are such killjoys.

ZedJS577

Feminists having a problem with something ? No... no no no

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Aaron HirshbergJS577

[email] (JS577) wrote in message news:...

Feminists also have problems with those generally small breasted women we call supermodels. Such killjoys.

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Dwayne ConyersAaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You can show breasts on US television... you just can't show nipples. Reference Robert Palmer's music video "Change His Ways" (the song from "Heavy Nova" where Bobby yodels). The female character in the video was "legal" to show on MTV because she had no nipples.

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