Lately on TV shows (24, Drew Carey, etc) there have been hot girls kissing each other. I think it is a great and think that such an idea should be incorporated into the Simpsons. Who should kiss each other though?
Lesbians
Nov 25, 2001, 4:56 PM ET49 posts by 28 posters
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Patty and Selma
Superdude wrote in message news:[email]...
"Langdon Alger" wrote in message
I'm sure kissing them would be like kissing some divine ashtray...
How about having two really hot lesbians move in next door, and then Homer spies on them while they engage in sordid sexual congress, or "it"? ________________________________________________________________
If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
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They could be a couple of the lesbians from the time Homer was looking for a new bar hangout and tried out a lesbian bar. At least one of them thought he was a woman!
Brad
There's something strange in here. That's it, there's no fire exit. Hope you enjoy your death trap ladies!
What was her problem?
As long as it's a genuine affection between two people who happen to be of the same sex and not an excuse to say how bad men are.
Don't even joke about that please.
/retch
"Langdon Alger" wrote in message news:9trrut$f24$[email]...
Don't joke about what, the kissing, or the divine ashtray?
About the gruesome twosome.
I detest Patty and Selma, and the only thing more horrible than the way they are now, would be eroticized versions of them. With each other no less. It's just too utterly appalling to consider.
The ash tray quote was a good catch. But it just can't escape the Black Hole of Awfulness that was the source material =D
"therevenge" wrote in message news:H0gM7.1523$[email]...
What's so bad about them? They have some awesome lines.
"therevenge" wrote in message news:yWhM7.358$[email]...
Yeah, they're well-written...too well-written. They just make my skin crawl, the way the writers intended. I think it was that Halloween episode where one of them was sucking the hermit crabs out of their shells.
Just...eeeeeurgh. If they ever underwent autopsies, where most people have blood, bone, and organs, they'd just be solid blocks of grey putty. Probably have exoskeletons.
On Mon, 26 Nov 2001, Nim wrote:
*gasps* They're Golems!
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On Mon, 26 Nov 2001, therevenge wrote:
"There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality."
Nuff said... ;-)
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That would not only be lesbianism, it'd be incest as well.
My vote's for Marge and Ruth.
Somebody claiming to be Yeinkiijo wrote in news:[email]:
Actually, they've already depicted lesbianism on the show -- in "Beyond Blunderdome".
Marge points out the house where the dog from "Frasier" lives, and then points out Ellen DeGeneres' and Anne Heche's house across the street, whereupon they cut to a shot of DeGeneres and Heche sitting on a porch swing saying, "We're *lesbians*!"
One of the few funny moments in an otherwise forgettable episode.
On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 04:00:59 -0000, "Ted S." wrote:
Don't forget the ep where Homer has to find a new bar to hang out in. He find the She-She Lounge...
Homer: Wait a minute... something's wrong here... I know! This lesbian bar has no fire exit! (Yelling) Enjoy your death trap ladies! Lesbian: What's her problem?
On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 04:29:03 GMT, [email] wrote:
Also ironic in that Anne Heche broke up with Ellen and now says she's straight.
"Monty Can't Buy Me Love": The lesbian gladiators that didn't appreciate Homer's jokes, but did know CPR.
yeah Ellen'll do that to you alright.
On Mon, 26 Nov 2001, Yeinkiijo <[email] m> stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Today's special offer - two taboos for the price of one! :)
On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 02:40:35 GMT, Yeinkiijo wrote:
Throw in Maude Flanders, and Snowball II, just to touch all the bases.
Kelly wrote:
Surely Maude Flanders and Snowball I would cover even more bases: double-necrophilia-lesbianism-besatility.
-Garry
This is just starting to become disgusting. :)
As long as they don't hang the toilet paper inthe proper overhand manner.
Brad
It's a shame Maude is gone. Can you imagine the story possibilties if it were Marge and Maude???
Brad
Oh dear Lord! They're sisters for Gawd's sake!!! Pervert! Hehe
I like you.
"Langdon Alger" wrote in message news:9trrut$f24$[email]...
Marge and Mindy?
Selma and Patty?
Mrs. Lovejoy and Mrs. Hibbert?
Lunchlady Doris and Maude Flanders?
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Lesbian necrophilia?? Now we're really getting disgusting!
in their own way, almost everyone of my suggestions was just wrong ;)
Lenny and Carl.
FLMAO!!! I knew there was something funny about those two!
"444" wrote in message news:[email]...
Not Lenny!!!
Brad
What are you doing that's Carl!
Bazilla
Lesbians. LES-BI-ANS! People are talking about lesbians and you come up with Lenny and Carl.
How can talking about lesbians go so wrong?
Brad Filippone wrote in message news:9uo1vs$k8p$[email]...
Then I step in with a remark about operations and how it is possible.
Bazilla
On 06 Dec 2001 21:44:34 GMT, [email] (Bazilla) wrote:
"Hi, everybody!"
Drunk and full of pie, Alan Hamilton wrote:
Would you like a lengthening, or a widening?
"Hi, Doctor Nick!"
Tilman
"Who wants to read something about this subject will find it in a book, the title of which I've forgotten. But it's the 42nd chapter." Professor Johann Georg August Galletti (1750-1828)
Galletti wrote about Dr. Nick in the 42nd chapter? Wow! And they praise Nostradamus for his clairvoyance. Menshevik wrote in message news:[email]...
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R-i-g-h-t! And by sewing horns and utters onto a dog you can make a cow!
Bazilla wrote in message news:[email]...
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Buh-oh!
Sorry, my bad. I was up all night paying people to kiss.
Did I ever get that money?
Bazilla
Superdude wrote in message news:...
Instead of two women kissing, how about me kissing Helen Hunt? The cool thing about this is where I would kiss her!
Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg
On 26 Nov 2001, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:
Why don't you meet for dinner, and then return to her apartment for some " home cookin' ".
-Ay Caramba!
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Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:
He's dangled on the line long enough. Time to boat this bass.
Lisa and Allison or ... Lisa and Jennifer
I won't go over the obvious.
Chris
"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...
Somebody claiming to be "<<>>" wrote in news:qr0N7.40490$[email]:
Actually, we learned in BABF13 "Bart to the Future" that Lisa is straight: she calls herself "the first straight female President".
On Wed, 28 Nov 2001, Ted S. wrote:
-Yeah, but every "straight" woman is just one drink away from a lesbian adventure. -Says who? -Says about every R-rated movie ever made.
-"Just Shoot Me"
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Yeah but with the writing these days anything is possible (Harmond Tanzarian etc.)
Chris
"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...