Stealing!

How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?

Bazilla

Stealing, stealing.....Stealing a car for Moe......

Jay

Must kill Moe...weeee! Must kill Moe...weeee!

"Daddy! I'm stealing! I'm stealing!" "That's my little dude!"

"Da da da da da da da... insurance fraud today!"

"What's a truck?"

Drunk and full of pie, Becks wrote:

And, what if your family don't like bread -- they like... cigarettes?

The Rack wrote:

And what if you don't give them away, but you sell them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be wrong? Sincerely, Little Girl

Hell No !!

Drunk and full of pie, Z wrote:

Enjoy your gift.

Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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"Bazilla" wrote in message news:[email]...

Sure, he's a little boy stealing little toys... But one day he'll be a grown man, stealing... uh, stadiums... and... quarries!

...or something. capice?

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you?!

Except for the guy who did the sound effects... Oh where was I? Stay out of my booze!

Well, except at that black guy that made noises with his mouth. *insert bad sound effects here* Anyway, stay outta my booze!

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

DJ MaNiAk wrote:

Ahh, Michael Winslow. The man that comedy forgot.

Bazilla wrote:

What was I saying? Oh yeah, stay outta my booze! Sincerely, Little Girl

Lisa: "THOU - SHALT - NOT - STEAL!!!"