Homer able to read?

May 26, 2003, 9:55 AM ET12 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Barf Hideousalt.tv.simpsons

In that episode when homer meets kim Basinger and whats-is-facehe says he can't read and just recongnized the logo on that label? We see homer reading in MANY other episodes, how Is this possible wothout the effects of a wizard?!

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The answer is quite simple, actually. A writer did it.

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In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Homer able to read?" thread, Adrunk wrote:

Aw, but that's no fun. Besides there's a reasonable explanation. The dialogue at that point had gone like this:

Kim:      Will you promise to keep our secret?
Homer:    Absolutely, if you promise to keep mine.
Alec:     Okay, what is it?
Homer:    I can't read.

For the episode capsule, Nathan DeHoff writes, "When Homer said he couldn't read, he presumably just needed a secret to tell, and couldn't think of a real one." So there you go -- it was the first thing that popped into Homer's head when pressed for a phony secret. He probably thought it was really clever, too.

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Benjamin Robinson wrote:

To me it seems like a gag that gets "reset" at the end of the episode. At that moment Homer supposedly couldn't read, but that fact is irrelevant beyond the moment in which he stated it.

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In article , "Barf Hideous" wrote:

it's a cartoon. And as Homer put it, "cartoons don't have to mean anything! They're just stupid drawings designed to give you a cheap laugh!" (turns around and we see that his butt crack is exposed).

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Nakon sto sam otpio gutljaj zuje i odlozio bocu na stol, osjetio sam se spremnim procitati sto je Mon, 26 May 2003 15:31:24 -0400 napisao Daniel Dreibelbis:

Or even better - Homer sits on a sofa and Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy&Scratchy...And then Itchy like mutalates Scrachy and Bart says its not realistic...Lisa says "Bart...Cartoons dont have to be 100% realistic"...And then another Homer walks in the house trough the back door ;-))

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Hehe, Gersh Agency...

(in other words, it's a cartoon.)

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Because the writers in the past few years are so stupid that they think having some character say, "I can't read" is somehow hilarious.

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["Barf Hideous"; Mon, 26 May 2003 13:55:39 GMT]

A wiz--oh.

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