- Fave Simpsons Lines

THRILLHA wrote:

hee hee.

this one, along with nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down, are what constitutes the majority of discussion on alt.tv.simpsons.

best simpsons line (from monorail episode)

mayor Quimby - Now what will we ah do with the ah 2 million dollars

Lisa - i thought it was 3 million

Mayor Quimby - Of course (while moving eyes too left and right and adjusting tie) how silly of me

How is this off-topic on alt.tv.simpsons?!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

Remove "bination" to reply.

don't know the episode, but....

(homer is watching Barney on tv)

Barney: 2 + 2 is 4, 2 + 2 is 4, (repeat)

Homer: I can see why THIS is so popular! (laughs) Brian Kast, Aka [email]

It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!

What was I laughing at now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!

"Mr. Samsa" wrote in message news:...

Mayor Quimby: "People, People!!!We're all Frightened and Horny!"

Then later in the same segment Homer lists several accomplishments of mankind and the Glory hole is among the list.

Homer: "Come on people, We've wiped out whole species before, We can do it again!!"

Ha! Take that Lisa's beliefs!!

"Keleka" wrote in message > "Mr. Samsa"

____________________________ Informative video: "studies show, even a monkey can memorize ten numbers, you're not dumber than a monkey...*ARE YOU*"

Ralph Wiggum: How big a monkey? or Ralphie, talking about Skinner and Kerpople making out in the closet: "They were hugging and making babies and I saw the baby and it looked it me!"

Ralph Wiggum: "You say it looked at you eh?"

[email] (Keleka) writes:

"That pot-smoking illiterate wife beater..."

"I am not longer illiterate"

Nick

Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that!

You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotly true! Facts, Schmacts.

"oh lord, i know i shouldn't eat thee but...mmm, sacrilicious"

david.