Captain Infinity's Notes on "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"

Lots of things happen during this episode so it's hard to keep things straight. There's an Easter Egg hunt. Homer has sex with his bowling ball. Marge joins a gang of old-lady lesbian egg thieves. Jackie Chan makes a movie with Pepsi's stunt double. Marge goes sky-diving without a helmet. Homer does something stupid. Lisa does something boring.

DYN's:

• Ralph has a hole in his Easter basket

• Marge's friends include Lisa and the stove

* Italian Americans dump bodies in the ocean and shoot people who ask questions

• The crazy cat-throwing lady is crazy and throws cats

• Millhouse has blue Groucho eyebrows. So does Smithers

• Mr. Burns has three dots on his head

• Lou and Chief Wiggum are gay

• Moe commits suicide twice

** Captain Infinity

DYN: The clever 'play-on-words' device employed once again, "Permission granted Lou granted", used to make a totally irrelevent reference to Mary Richards' former boss.

Thank you for reviewing a repeat, Captain, most tv critics shy away from them but we can count on you!

Please x-post these to RAT in the future === ooh, ooh, the future!!!

.. Garondo Marondo!

Captain Infinity, you mock me. My episodic reviews may record the observation of details that you may consider ordinary, but I also observe and report on references to popular culture and history that others sometimes miss (who am I making fun of right now?). I just re-read your review. You mention the Pepsi commercial with Jay Mohr and Jackie Chan. I once referred to a soda commercial where a guy was riding a shark as if Abe were doing it. YOU MOCK ME! BTW, didn't the dog from Frasier ride the dolphin from SeaQuest in one episode of OFF?

Space Museum

Once Upon A Time [email] wrote:

I'm not mocking you; get over yourself. I'm just presenting my observations of the episode, as many others in ATS do. Perhaps I have noticed things that others viewers haven't? If so, I like to point them out so those viewer's enjoyment of the episode is enhanced. For instance, in scanning past posts I see that no one...NO ONE...has ever mentioned that Mr. Burns has three dots on his head. Except me, that is. It seems as if I'm the only one who has ever noticed this, so I pointed it out. How does this mock you?

** Captain Infinity ..."Without TV it's hard to know when one day ends and the other begins." --Homer Simpson

BTW, I was making fun of Sideshow Mel. He would talk the way that was written. Or Xino Kiner.

Captain Infinity sounds like the name of: 1. A comic book superhero sidekick. 2. A Sesame Street character.

Space Museum

Once Upon A Time [email] wrote:

Can't I be both?

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In article , Captain Infinity wrote:

We only like muppets around here...

Once Upon A Time Ian J. Ball wrote:

That's not what *I* heard. But just in case, you keep your hand away from my ass.

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On 18-Apr-2006, "Ian J. Ball" wrote:

mmmmm, Muppets. Can a Sesame street character be a super hero side kick? Odd question. Please feel free to fill this new possibility space...

What's a Muppet?

Funky wrote:

I feel sad for you.

Brian

The possibilities are, ahem, 'infinite'. Now for your all important catch phrase... "To infinity and beyond" is taken already, but perhaps Buzz Lightyear would be willing to sell the rights to it?

Once Upon A Time Herb Kauhry wrote:

I already have a catch phrase, and it's 15 characters smaller than Buzz's mouthful.

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On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:22:46 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:

"Up and at them"?

Once Upon A Time David wrote:

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** Captain Infinity

I think you meant, "Up and atom".

On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:03:40 -0400, "Herb Kauhry" wrote:

Up and at them!

Up and atom!!!

On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:46 +1200, Funky wrote:

Moors!

In article , David wrote:

You were doing it wrong, anyways! It's:

UP AND AT 'EM!!1!

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:32:34 -0700, "Ian J. Ball" wrote:

You couldn't be more wrong if this was the wrongiest day of the year and you had an electrified wronger machine.

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F17.html

Coach: Up and atom! Rainier: Up and at them! Coach: Up and atom! Rainier: Up and at them! Coach: [annoyed] Up and atom! Rainier: [louder] Up and at them! Coach: [covers his eyes] Better.

David wrote:

I'm sorry, but the card says "Moops".

Brian

Moops?

Boys and girls! Today on Sesame Street we are going to explain, .... DIVISION BY ZERO! And here to help us is, ... CAPTAIN INFINITY!

<Sideshow Mel voice>: LOOK! IT'S CAPTAIN INFINITY!

Aaron Space Museum

wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't forget his sidekick, IMAGINARY NUMBER BOY, played by Mickey Rooney!

-- R Flowers ---- Or Andy Rooney, it's all good.

Andy Rooney, Mickey Rooney, Andy Devine, Divine, Mickey Mouse, ... weren't all these people in Krusty's movie?

Aaron Space Museum

I have a feeling this thread will go on - forever.

signed,

Dr. Moebius

Once Upon A Time [email] wrote:

Thank you. I'm just trying to point out some things that viewers might have missed the first time around.

I don't know if I want to do that. Alt.tv.simpsons seems to be the right place for Simpsons posts. Feel free to crosspost your replies wherever you wish, though; it's a free internet.

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