I thought the funniest line was Bart's, after Lisa reads something about the mound-dwellers worshipping turtles and whatnot. "Thank God we wised up and started worshipping a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago."
Jim (P.S. Feel free to correct the exact quote.)
Ah yes, nothin' like those gratuitous jabs at Xtianity. That'll teach 'em!
is there a better kind?
nail 'em up! nail some sense into them!
Jeebus will hear of this.
If the 'X' is for "Christ", shouldn't that be "Xianity"? 'Cuz otherwise, that parses out to "Christtianity", which almost has "tit" in the middle, but not quite.
"Mark Allen Adams, Jr." wrote in message news:eVaYb.32909$[email]...
tits, eh? Those things still around?
Only during Superbowl.
We know they're on computers now..
"Mark Allen Adams, Jr." wrote in message news:eVaYb.32909$[email]...
Heh. I like your sense of humor.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
middle,
I like the cut of your jib.
"Mr. Costington" wrote in message news:c10jgk$64q$[email]...
So Joek.
What word in the jargon file was Rice University's fame?
Stan
""MIDIcian" (tm)" wrote in message news:c11eo4$q77$[email]...
Hmm, I'll have to look it up. Grind crank? Interesting...
Rather off-topic, but interesting nonetheless. :) Why don't they tell you stuff like this during orientation!
-Noah
Hint - it starts with a "t" from my recollection. +- +- +- +- "Mr. Costington" wrote in message news:c11k56$1qn$[email]...
""MIDIcian" (tm)" wrote in message news:c11m1t$b8e$[email]...
you
hehehe, this must be the one:
troglodyte mode n. [Rice University] Programming with the lights turned off, sunglasses on, and the terminal inverted (black on white) because you've been up for so many days straight that your eyes hurt (see raster burn). Loud music blaring from a stereo stacked in the corner is optional but recommended. See larval stage, hack mode.
"Mr. Costington" wrote in message news:c12f9u$q3k$[email]...
BINGO!
you
'The things they would not teach me up in college" - the Police
(see
BTW: What ya'll just witnessed, was a Eastfield College (Dallas County Community College District)/UofH graduate/dropout showing a Rice University something something.
That's not supposed to happen. Rice University is one of the finest Universities in this country, there is a HIGH level of intellegence over there (which, btw, happens to be the closest University to where I live. I would say "College", but there's a HCCCD branch closer. HBU is a close second in distance (but it's not a major University anyway.))
Stan
""MIDIcian" (tm)" wrote in message news:c16lf6$rsm$[email]...
lights
is
University
Indeed. I got served.
I
Just so there's no misunderstanding, I'm *certainly* not talking about the Baker Institute (which also resides alongside of the intellegence at Rice U.)
Stan