Ok...so like, how about in an episode, Mr. Burns kidnaps Homer, and puts his brain into a giant robot and the robot is supposed to be like SUPER COOL and instead it likes donuts just like Homer did. lol OMG that would be too cool.
Or how about Homer becomes a rapist and kills Helen Lovejoy and they think Bart did it and he gets the chair!! Like, come on! Fox would TOTALLY do that episode.
Or this one would be TOO good. It turns out Principle Skinner is not who he really is...he murdered the old one and stole his identity...but then the "dead" guy totally comes back and the truth is revealed......but the people of Seinfeld totally hate him, and they love the murderer Skinner and send the guy away. Yeah! BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Duuuuuuuuuude! How about like booze is banned in the town and Homer goes insane and kills everyone. Then the booze comes back and Homer is happy and then he marries Smithers and they repopulate the earth! YEAHH!!!!!!!!