A Message from Mat Grinning

Jan 20, 2001, 8:10 AM ET5 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Shanealt.tv.simpsons
Dear fans,
    Thank you for your patience. I have been hard at work writing new episodes of
Futurama and a new spin-off series from The Simpsons: Lenny and Carl's Superhero
Adventures. In the first episode, Lenny finds he has the power to straighten little
girls' crooked teeth just by repeating the phrase "Dental plan!"  Carl finds that he has
superhuman abilities such as: Incredible Spelling powers, the Ability to Nose-Whistle
any Song, and Rally Bendy Thumbs. Stay tuned for the zany adventures of these two
lovable Simpsons characters. Who know what hijinks they'll come up with? And ya never
know what friends fromSpringfield just might drop by!
    Also, to whomever stole the H from my Honda, please return it.
sincerely,
    Mat Grinning
ChaiTheDogShanealt.tv.simpsons

Really bendy thumbs?! Groening, this is shameful. You stole that from Dave Letterman. How... how could you?

SteveShanealt.tv.simpsons

Wait a minute... you're not the real Mat Grinning! Are you? ARE YOU?!

** -- Steve diehard Yankees, Rangers, Jets, and Knicks fan (GO NY!)
PeteStevealt.tv.simpsons

On Sat, 20 Jan 2001 22:12:31 GMT, Steve wrote:

he can't be...I should know I'm Mitt Grunning's (correct ethnic variant) long-lost cousin from Baja, Mott Grunning. And I'll see to it you don't get apricot 1 Mitt!

Mott