Best Willie Moments

Sep 10, 2001, 9:49 PM ET13 posts by 9 posters

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Kristian RongeSep 10, 2001, 9:49 PM ET

Three of them, IMO. The first I choose from 2F04, "Bart's Girlfriend", where Jessica and Bart set off the fire alarm at Springfield Elementary:

-If I don't save the wee turtles - who will!? [Rushes inside] [Comes out, totally covered with malicious, snapping turtles] -Ach! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!!

I can to this day still remember lying on the floor laughing my ass off to that scene the first time I saw it.

The second Willie moment I choose from THOH III, part 3, "Dial Z for Zombies". Willie is (for some reason) working in a flowerbed at Springfield Elementary in the middle of the night.

-There. Pretty as a picture! [Zombie emerges from the ground, destroying the nice flowerbed] -Ach! ZOMBIES! [Repairs the damage with his shovel] -There. Pretty as a picture!

..And the third, finally, is once again from 2F04. It's the classic (or should I say infamous) scene where Willie's been fooled to talk about Scotchtoberfest in order to fool Bart into making a prank.

-Ach! It's no more than God gave me, you puritan pukes! [And later, when realising he was set up] -Ya used me, Skinner! YA USED ME!

Any comments?

/ Kristian

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The RackSep 10, 2001, 10:08 PM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

That's one of my faves. Actually, a relatively new favorite is the one where Chalmers (in 4F23) says "The teacher's lounge is for teachers, Willie". He grumbles, and spits on the floor on the way out. I cracked up.

The first time I saw Willie freak out, when he thought a kid fell down the well in 8F11...

Panicked, he runs to his tractor, and pulls it out into the freeway on the wrong side of the road. ROFLMAO.

The RackSep 10, 2001, 10:19 PM ET↩ The Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:_men7.12683$[email]...

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Ooo... another one.

[1F04] (Willie's excuse for riding the bus)

[in pain] Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud... [sniff] ... so I 'ad to put 17 bullets in 'im.

BlakeSep 11, 2001, 12:07 AM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

Skinner: the students are overstimulated! willie remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms!

Willie: I warned yeh! did-nita I warn yeh?! that colored chalk was forged by lucifer imself!

On Tue, 11 Sep 2001 03:49:21 +0200, Kristian Ronge wrote:

Graham ConnollySep 22, 2001, 5:41 AM ET↩ Blake

On Tue, 11 Sep 2001 04:07:14 GMT, Blake wrote:

That is a ripper. Not much makes me laugh out loud when surfing,but some of the SImpsons classic lines always hits the spot.

GTC

ShweeneySep 11, 2001, 4:07 AM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

Willie: "Lunchlady Doris, have ye got any grease?" Doris: "Yes. Yes I do." Willie: "Well then grease me up woman!" (Willie rips of his shirt). Doris: "Okeydoke!"

Jim GunnSep 11, 2001, 5:07 AM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

On Tue, 11 Sep 2001 03:49:21 +0200, Kristian Ronge wrote:

My fave Willie moment:

[To his tough looking drinking buddies at the soccer game where Homer starts a small fight in the stands]

"You can this a soccer riot? Let's take 'em to skool, boys!" [while he pulls a monkey wrench out of his pocket]

visitorSep 12, 2001, 1:28 PM ET↩ Jim Gunn

my faves - 'eek! i mean, ack!

and the ep where homer and bart go into the grease buisiness and go to the school. we find willy bathing in the sink with some ajax and a brillo scrub. after the 'you're not from NorthKiltTown' line from homer, willy see's the tube and says 'ack! Me retirment grease!'

Jim Gunn wrote:

mojSep 13, 2001, 3:17 AM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

For me, has to be Willie teaching French:

"Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrr...ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!"

Quintessential Willie.

Moj

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Josh MaurerSep 14, 2001, 11:05 AM ET↩ moj

Ha! Willy is the best character on the show. Check out my tribute to him at www.flimpsons.com/willy

Hope you like it, fellas.

Josh Maurer flimpsons.com

Josh MaurerSep 14, 2001, 12:26 PM ET↩ moj

"moj" wrote in message news:...

hey guys, i just wanted to let you all know, that you are all fucktards.

Kristian RongeSep 14, 2001, 3:07 PM ET↩ Josh Maurer

On 14 Sep 2001, Josh Maurer wrote:

How come, may I ask, you fucking troll?

/ Kristian

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mojSep 21, 2001, 7:45 PM ET↩ moj

Oh, and one more:

Willie saves the school from the timberwolf that attacked Bart. Afterward, they share a nip outside under the tree:

Willie: Don't feel bad. I was a-wrestlin' timberwolves when you were still suckling on your mother's teat.

Classic moment. Wish they had more of these Willie moments in the last few seasons.

Moj "moj" wrote in message news:i4Zn7.4630$[email]...