Which is the biggest contributer to Homer's stupidity?

The Simpsons Gene OR the crayon lodged in his brain.

All you geeks take 3 paces and start firing.

[email] wrote:

We're not geeks. Geeks are smart.

Mr. Museum

lol yea wrote in message news:[email]...

"[email]" wrote:

What's funny about that is that geeks bite the heads off chickens.

On 5 Dec 2006 07:13:01 -0800, [email] wrote:

He was raised by ABE SIMPSON and lacked the nurturing of a mother figure.

That, and the Crayon, and the BEER! :O)

Ned in California

"Ned Goudy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh, Ned, you and your stories.
       "Xino is a vampire."
        "Aaron just posts to add to his count."
        "Walter Traprock is just a troll."
       "Beer kills brain cells."
       Now let's go back to that...network...thingy, where our newsgroups
and
       Simpsons stuff ...is.

-- R Flowers

It sounds like it's time to pay homage to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F04.html.

Mr. Museum: Quick! We have to kill the boy! [holds a stake and mallet] R. Flowers: How do you know he's a vampire? Mr. Museum: He's a vampire? Aah! [runs away]

Mr. Museum

wrote in message news:[email]...

newsgroups

Ummmm.. are you saying that you want me dead?

BTW I'm not a boy. (not a vampire either, but sometimes I can get pretty dark)

Wouldn't that be redundant?

It might be more "because he was raised by Abe Simpson and lacked a nuturing mother figure, he put a crayon up his nose and started drinking beer at a young age".

Michael

wrote in message news:[email]...

This is easy. When the crayon was removed from his brain he was suddenly smart. Clearly, the crayon has more to do with it!