It's a baby, er...dog translator. Herb Powel would be proud.

I heard a science news story on the radio that a company has made a dog collar will be sold in 2003 that will translate dog barks, based on tone and loudness, into plain English. Sounds like, no pun intended, another case of life imitating the Simpsons...

This leash demeans us both.

"Brett Buck" wrote in message news:[email]...

I've soiled myself. How embarrassing.

I want some of what the dog has..

On 22 Sep 2002 20:44:31 -0700, [email] (Jake Lennington) said something like this:

http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/08/08/japan.translator/index.html

Not much of a translator, and you're going to also need another translator unless you speak Japanese.

Holy hell - I guess $103 wasn't enough - this story says it costs �800.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_585723.html?menu=news.quirkies

They're probably marketing it to people who send their dogs to therapy.

Mr. Pink? Wow, I thought I was the only one who was into level 42. (or is there a different meaning to "Mr. Pink"...)

"Jake Lennington" wrote in message news:[email]...

In case you aren't being sarcastic ... Reservoir Dogs.