[The long of it]
"You shattered my dreams
like a Duff tallboy
in a bar brawl,
and you jammed the jagged
neck right up my heart's butt"That's a quote from Moe Szyslak, in a kiss-off letter to Homer written after the latter forgets the former's birthday. To the casual reader, it might not seem like the stuff of poetry, but Lisa Simpson manages to see a certain rough beauty in it. And thus begins "Moe'N'A Lisa," tonight's episode. There's a good idea somewhere in here -- about how anything can be poetry, or about how a herd mentality can catapult even a mediocre talent to superstar status -- but like Moe's poetic abilities, the potential remains untapped.
Instead, what we get is a series of jokes about the Senior Olympics. The family goes there to support Abe, but the jokes are about as tired as the seniors. (Well, maybe not all of them. Abe wins a gold medal in the track event, and a band begins to play "The Star-Spangled Banner." Abe turns to them and shouts, "Turn that hippie crap off!") Fortunately, Abe's athletic adventures aren't the main focus of the story. In attending the Olympics, Homer accidentally misses Moe's birthday. He had promised to take Moe fishing, and for Moe, who has been starved for friendship most of his life, the broken promise is crushing. He writes an anguished letter to Homer, and Lisa is so impressed by Moe's writing that she starts to encourage his poetic side.