Need a Prof. Frink quote

Feb 7, 2002, 5:44 PM ET9 posts by 9 posters
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The Greyhound and Kirsten Dunst
anyone?
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G-Hound
  • I like my women the way I like my beer - cold & bitter.

"Adventure is the champagne of life." - Chesterton

According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...LOVE?! Who's been screwing with this thing?

"I found no love in the hollowed-out belly of a dead elk. Just warmth, and quiet." - Bruce McCulloch
ZedBen A.

Superbowl winner?

After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is.............Cincinnati by 200 points! ? Why, you worthless piece of junk!!

In article , [email] (The Greyhound and Alyssa Milano) wrote:

"no! must! not! redorkulate!"

Dan Dreibelbis, Guitar Nerd - Better Living Through Home Recording. Now On MP3.COM for your listening pleasure! http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/338/dan_dreibelbis.html
Billy HicksFuriousXGeorge

"FuriousXGeorge" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh dear. My wife is going to kill me. (Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?)

"Well, I also found this at the gift shop. [a weasel attached to a ball] Isn't it cute? I'm hoping to turn it into a weapon. It'll kill ya!"

The Greyhound and Alyssa Milano wrote:

Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and...uh..but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me... Sincerely, Little Girl