Alt Tv Rewind

Scott VivianMay 12, 2001, 11:27 AM ET

I expect this thread has been done to death, but what is everyone's favorite marge quote? mine is:

Homer: Sometimes i think we're the worst family in town. Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community.

Jedi MikeMay 12, 2001, 11:40 AM ET↩ Scott Vivian

On Sat, 12 May 2001 16:27:35 +0100, "Scott Vivian" wrote:

Homer: C'mon Marge what does it do? Marge: What ever it does, it's doing it now.

Arthur C. AdamsMay 12, 2001, 12:20 PM ET↩ Scott Vivian

On Sat, 12 May 2001 16:27:35 +0100, "Scott Vivian" wrote:

I may not have the exact wording right, but... Your Uncle Arthur used to say, "Kill them all, and let God sort them out." But then, one day he decided to put his theory into practice, and it took thirty seven Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let us never speak of him again.

dave h.May 12, 2001, 1:54 PM ET↩ Arthur C. Adams

"why is that monkey wearing a diaper? ... you said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters, and now he just lies there, struggling to breathe."

Internet KingMay 14, 2001, 2:43 PM ET↩ dave h.

"Dave H." wrote:

PRAY FOR MOJO Sincerely, Little Girl

RawmanMay 14, 2001, 8:18 PM ET↩ dave h.

Marge: Kids can be sooo cruel Bart: We can? thanks, mom!

Kevin FlavinMay 12, 2001, 9:17 PM ET↩ Arthur C. Adams

Arthur C. Adams wrote in message news:[email]...

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Just listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain someone did one gray december morn

(forget the exact wording of the second part)

Jay NossenMay 12, 2001, 10:49 PM ET↩ Kevin Flavin

"Kevin Flavin" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's a combination quote: Marge:Homer thats your solution to everything, move under the sea. It's not gonna happen. Homer: Not with that attitude

The RackMay 13, 2001, 1:14 AM ET↩ Jay Nossen

"Jay Nossen" wrote in message news:QCmL6.19055$[email]...

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Bart: I just saw Krusty. Marge: Yes, dear. In your mind. Bart: No, he was out on the street. Marge: ...on the street, in your mind.

s-brownMay 14, 2001, 8:59 PM ET↩ Kevin Flavin

Aw maggie you got oatmeal all over. Homie will ya clean her off? Kevin Flavin wrote in message ...

Kevin O'NeillMay 13, 2001, 6:01 AM ET↩ Scott Vivian

I doubt it'll have been done to death because there aren't really that many great Marge quotes. She just isn't an interesting character.

Is she anyone's favourite here?

Ostap BenderMay 13, 2001, 7:47 AM ET↩ Kevin O'Neill

Kevin O'Neill wrote in :

That's it! You just made my list!

VoVatMay 14, 2001, 3:15 PM ET↩ Ostap Bender

"Ostap Bender" wrote in message news:9dls8t$6j$[email]...

Wait a minute! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list!

Nathan

Rebecca WebbMay 14, 2001, 6:39 PM ET↩ VoVat

Oh, good! The curtains are on fire!

Fraggler?May 13, 2001, 6:56 PM ET↩ Scott Vivian

Scott Vivian wrote in message news:[email]...

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"Oooohhh.... the walls are melting again...."

MistMay 14, 2001, 6:53 AM ET↩ Scott Vivian

In message , Scott Vivian writes

From Team Homer -

"No I will not pay you $500 for sex!"

Syd BarrettMay 14, 2001, 2:00 PM ET↩ Mist

"Shut up, Becky!"

"Mist" wrote in message news:H13aZiEdk7$[email]...

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Alan HamiltonMay 15, 2001, 4:54 AM ET↩ Mist

On Mon, 14 May 2001 11:53:17 +0100, Mist wrote:

I like the next line: "Besides, I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex."

Sï¿½ren J. Lï¿½vborgMay 15, 2001, 3:22 AM ET↩ Scott Vivian

"You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a broadway audience..."

best marge quote