I just spent the weekend in Las Vegas and found out that they are building a monorail to up and down the strip. All damn weekend long I kept 'hearing' that song in Marge vs. the Monorail sung during town meeting. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sorry mom, the mob has spoken.. monorail!"
"James Hammer" wrote in message news:wv6v9.139634$%d2.51058@sccrnsc01...
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Heh.
Monorail {rc}
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!"Mr. Burns" wrote in message news:apjtgk$vuc$[email]...
Spoil-sport.
Mono.....D'oh!!!
"Cawuku1" wrote in message news:[email]...
You'd just better pray you've got a damn good conductor.
-B.
"James Hammer" wrote in message news:wv6v9.139634$%d2.51058@sccrnsc01...
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Apu:"Is there a chance the track could bend?"
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.