Off Topic, Sorry, but tooooo funny!

Oct 4, 2001, 8:59 PM ET17 posts by 9 posters
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Darryl Andrews

I dunno if anyone here has Guiness Prime Time on Fox (Anyone here watch Fox?) in the background while they're on the net, and this is woefully off topic, kinda.

I just heard in the background that there's a guy trying to beat the record for hot dogs swallowed, without chewing. Before he started, the host guy was acting really impressed that cuz never chews, just swallows. So the next thing I hear in the background is "I can't beleive you're able to fit these massive meat cylinders down your throat!"

I can't believe nobody in the live studio audience fell outta their chair laughing. ust not have been the first take. Maybe I'm a sick bastard but I had to share that. Me so solly.

"I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!" -See, not so Off Topic after all..

Dr. EvilDarryl Andrews

"Darryl Andrews" wrote in message news:HB7v7.36883$[email]...

record

was

these

so

"My God, he eats like a pig!" "I dunno, pigs tend to chew, I'd say he eats more like a duck."

There was a moral to this story, but it has since escaped the authors mind. Dr. Evil
Kristian RongeDr. Evil

On Fri, 5 Oct 2001, Richard Marsden wrote:

Well, some farm animal anyway.

/ Kristian

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Internet KingDarryl Andrews

Darryl Andrews wrote:

I actually saw that segment flipping in between the thrashers and braves games I was watching and I literally said out loud, "Did he just say that?". It was hysterical. Sincerely, Little Girl

Jeremy BDarryl Andrews

In article , "Darryl Andrews" writes:

"I ate my share of weiners that day!" "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
Internet KingJeremy B

Jeremy B wrote:

<cough> homo <cough> Sincerely, Little Girl

The RackDarryl Andrews

"Darryl Andrews" wrote in message news:JYsw7.38316$[email]...

C.M Burns

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Jeff DuPuyDarryl Andrews

Mr. Burns on Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch radio interview show...AABF17

On 10/8/01 9:06 PM, in article "Darryl Andrews" wrote:

Internet KingJay Kormann

Jay Kormann wrote:

Attention Radiola listeners! Sincerely, Little Girl

The RackInternet King

"Internet King" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hardly any of those noises are coming from me!

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack