In the gaming industry, the video nickel slot machine is the hottest trend right now. Classic shows including the Munsters, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Honeymooners are themes for these machines.
So I got to thinking: what if the Simpsons were the theme for a video slot machine?
Deposit your money and Flanders would say "Hidy-Ho" or Krusty would say "Who DO You Love or Hi, Kids"
Homer would have the highest point value followed by Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. 5 Homers would earn 5000 points while 5 Maggies would earn 250 points.
Bartman would be wild for most bets.
One bonus round would revolve around Homer's appetite. You can pick chicken (mmmm.....chicken) pork chops (mmmm......pork chops)or even buffalo testicles for bonus points.
Another bonus round centers around ALL of the Simpsons characters featured on the show over the last 13 years. The point range is 1000 for Burns to 1 point for Selma and Patty.
A third bonus round involves Bart and Lisa's prank phone calls to Moe. Pick Al Coholic, Homer Sexual, or I Pee Freely for even more bonus points.
When you do a spin and lose, Homer would yell d'oh or Nelson would go "Ha, Ha!"
When you cash in, Homer would yell "Why, you little...." or Marge could grunt in anger."
I wish I could involve Grandpa or Smithers in this scheme