Lisa's substitute

Did Mister Bergstrom & Lisa really have sex? My cousin says they did and was why he left the town in a hurry but I never seen the episode.

On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 21:28:47 GMT, BC Grrl wrote:

What is with me and sex anyway?

God!

Well.. Mr. Bergstrom knew how to use his hands... er.. wait. Ignore this post. Please.

"Lisa Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

You are not Lisa Simpson.

"Why Am I here?" wrote in message news:wQtEc.18546$[email]...

This is NOT Happy Days!

Calvin

"Lisa Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

For privacy's sake just call yourself "Lisa S."; no wait, thats too obvious, just go with "L. Simpson".

***Newsflash: you're not an 8 year old female cartoon character. You're a kook.***

"lordmoose" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't pay attention, Lis. People are mean.

PS: tonight, come to my treehouse. I have a surprise waiting. Bring kleenex and coolwhip.

xoxo, Bart

"Lisa Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Its too late, the whole school knows about Bergstrom and you.

What about me. I'd lick your slit any day, sis! Remember in the bathrooms, at Camp Krusty? Hehheh. We only had eachother.

Wanna go steady?

xoxo, Bart

Was your cousin dropped on his head as a baby?

...and why did you feel the need to ask this question? Are you really *that* stupid?

That part was cut out in syndication.