Alt Tv Rewind

SuperdudeJan 31, 2002, 6:09 AM ET

Considering if Prof Frink invented a hyper-cartoonifizer with magneto jelly that tranformed you to Simpson's land.

I wonder if chicks would like to do it with the sea captain "arrr. those are nice".

Superdude.

Y2BogusJan 31, 2002, 9:50 AM ET↩ Superdude

"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hmmm, lets see, in order of preference:

All the girls from the Burlesque House The babysitter from the Homer the Sexuall Harasser episode Marge Maude Flanders Grown up Lisa Louanne Van Houten

ï¿½obbiejmJan 31, 2002, 12:31 PM ET↩ Y2Bogus

On Thu, 31 Jan 2002 09:50:39 -0500, "Y2Bogus" wrote:

Marge looks a lot foxier with her hair down, IMHO. :-)

Jeremy SteinbergJan 31, 2002, 1:15 PM ET↩ ï¿½obbiejm

And with an umbrella in her hair. "ï¿½obbiejm" wrote in message news:[email]...

Jack Of SpadesJan 31, 2002, 12:56 PM ET↩ Y2Bogus

Isn't there any way of banning these people from this newsgroup?

"Y2Bogus" wrote in message news:...

Y2BogusJan 31, 2002, 3:24 PM ET↩ Jack Of Spades

"Jack Of Spades" wrote in message news:[email]...

You mean that wasn't a serious question? Damnit, Gil, you did it again.

Eric WilliamsJan 31, 2002, 4:34 PM ET↩ Y2Bogus

"Y2Bogus" spake thusly:

January (Return Of The Fat Guy) pic in the Simpson's calender has Marge in a princess Leah getup...hubba hubba!

Internet KingFeb 1, 2002, 9:51 AM ET↩ Y2Bogus

Maude Flanders (now) Sincerely, Little Girl

Chris®Jan 31, 2002, 11:01 AM ET↩ Superdude

A threeway with Maude Flanders and Mrs. Lovejoy. I bet those church girls are freaks.

Apu's wife (Manju?) aint too shabby either.

BazillaJan 31, 2002, 11:46 AM ET↩ Chris®

I would say Maude but I have something against dead bodies.

Bazilla

Dave PaisleyJan 31, 2002, 12:05 PM ET↩ Chris®

And one of them's dead, too.

You sicko.

dave

Chris®Feb 1, 2002, 1:00 AM ET↩ Dave Paisley

I would think most people would assume that I meant before Maude's untimely demise.

Daniel VesmaFeb 1, 2002, 9:28 AM ET↩ Chris®

Apu's wife. No question.

DV

Jason SaslowFeb 1, 2002, 9:58 AM ET↩ Daniel Vesma

I have a question!

Daniel VesmaFeb 1, 2002, 11:08 AM ET↩ Jason Saslow

Does it involve chickens?

DV

A small childFeb 1, 2002, 7:39 PM ET↩ Jason Saslow

Is the answer Japan?

David "I'll plug YOUR hole! I mean, Eureka!"

Jason SaslowFeb 1, 2002, 9:29 AM ET↩ Chris®

If if's and but's were candy and nuts... How does the rest go?

ï¿½obbiejmJan 31, 2002, 12:31 PM ET↩ Chris®

Mindy!

BLZ6bubJan 31, 2002, 3:18 PM ET↩ Superdude

Titania!! Ooooh-yeah! Duff-man says a lot of things!

"Lisa" from the Simpons's Smile Time Variety Hour

Becky (in her S&M costume from Bart's video of course)

Jeremy SteinbergJan 31, 2002, 3:59 PM ET↩ BLZ6bub

Usurper! "BLZ6bub" wrote in message news:[email]...

DariacloneJan 31, 2002, 4:07 PM ET↩ Superdude

A female perspective: Otto Sideshow Bob Hugh Parkfield Apu "Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...

Jeremy SteinbergJan 31, 2002, 6:48 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

Who, or what is Hugh Parkfield?

"Dariaclone" wrote in message news:mmi68.5261$[email]...

DariacloneJan 31, 2002, 8:14 PM ET↩ Jeremy Steinberg

Michael J. AstrauskasJan 31, 2002, 8:38 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

Dariaclone wrote:

No Chad Sexington of Burly Paper Towels fame?

DariacloneFeb 2, 2002, 12:29 AM ET↩ Michael J. Astrauskas

I prefer the Brawny guy, but he's not a Simpson's character :-) "Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:[email]...

SPoOkY0428Feb 2, 2002, 1:44 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

A female perspective: (Part 2)

Duffman
Moe post-plastic surgery
The hippie guy that Lisa has a crush on (forgot his name)

Angela

Fall ApartFeb 2, 2002, 3:10 PM ET↩ SPoOkY0428

was his name Thelonius?

"SPoOkY0428" wrote in message news:[email]...

zero.coolFeb 2, 2002, 4:31 PM ET↩ Fall Apart

--Message Attributes Follow-- Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2002 12:10:37 -0800 From: "Fall Apart" [[email]] Organization: Article: news: Subject: Re: What simpsons character would you have sex with? Newsgroup(s): alt.tv.simpsons

--Message Transcription Follows--

Yes it was. Thelonius Monk.

DariacloneFeb 2, 2002, 6:48 PM ET↩ Fall Apart

Mmmm Theolonius. "Fall Apart" wrote in message news:OjH7zzBrBHA.1244@cpimsnntpa03...

Jason SaslowFeb 4, 2002, 10:03 AM ET↩ Dariaclone

No, Theolonius was in the Trilogy of Error ep when Lisa ends up at the wrong elementary school. The hippie Lisa had a crush on was from the largest tree in sprignfield ep.

ALewis525Feb 4, 2002, 10:50 PM ET↩ Jason Saslow

Jesse Grass

Austin

SPoOkY0428Feb 5, 2002, 8:36 AM ET↩ ALewis525

Thanks, Austin. Do you think we should post this question on our AOL message board? ; )

Angela

ALewis525Feb 5, 2002, 11:48 AM ET↩ SPoOkY0428

Everybody's hugging!

Austin

The RackFeb 2, 2002, 5:56 PM ET↩ SPoOkY0428

Drunk and full of pie, SPoOkY0428 wrote:

I'm sorry. I'm lost in your eyes!

Jym DyerFeb 2, 2002, 6:06 PM ET↩ SPoOkY0428

=v= But Burly is so much more accommodating ("Fantasize about me, Dariaclone, fantasize about me. Unh! Unh!"). Oh well, no accounting for taste.

=v= Jesse Grass, the eco-hunk.                           .-.
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The RackFeb 1, 2002, 12:30 AM ET↩ Dariaclone

Drunk and full of pie, Dariaclone wrote:

 ^^^^^^^^^

So; bestiality is your game, eh?

;-)

DariacloneFeb 2, 2002, 12:27 AM ET↩ The Rack

What does this list have to do with bestiality?

"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

Pixellated AssholeFeb 2, 2002, 3:53 AM ET↩ Dariaclone

"Dariaclone" wrote in message

The presence of Superdude.

Pixellated AssholeFeb 2, 2002, 3:56 AM ET↩ Pixellated Asshole

"Pixellated Asshole" wrote in message news:sON68.30642$[email]...

Wait a minute, Superdude wasn't actually part of that list. I got confused. Just as well, because that would be necrophilia, as well.

zero.coolFeb 2, 2002, 4:58 AM ET↩ Pixellated Asshole

--Message Attributes Follow-- Date: Sat, 02 Feb 2002 08:56:38 GMT From: "Pixellated Asshole" [[email]] Organization: BigPond Internet Services (http://www.bigpond.net.au) Article: news: Subject: Re: What simpsons character would you have sex with? Newsgroup(s): alt.tv.simpsons

--Message Transcription Follows--

"Wait a minute, that funk is coming from one of the classrooms!" -Seymour

lookFeb 4, 2002, 5:55 PM ET↩ Pixellated Asshole

Pixellated Asshole wrote:

Not only is Superdude a dead hampster, nut it's also lubed up with crude oil. Kinky.

The RackFeb 2, 2002, 5:55 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

Drunk and full of pie, Dariaclone wrote:

It's a bad joke, Dariaclone. See the arrows below your list... and someone else's posting handle, which happens to be "Superdude"...

DariacloneFeb 2, 2002, 6:45 PM ET↩ The Rack

Well, now I feel like an idiot. D'oh.

Thanks. "The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

The RackFeb 2, 2002, 6:57 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

Drunk and full of pie, Dariaclone wrote:

Anytime :-)

SuperdudeFeb 1, 2002, 1:42 AM ET↩ Dariaclone

Ranier Wolfcastle?

Dariaclone wrote:

Chris®Feb 1, 2002, 9:05 AM ET↩ Superdude

Please, someone give me job. I lower my price to 8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd ...

The RackFeb 1, 2002, 8:11 PM ET↩ Chris®

Drunk and full of pie, =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Chris=AE?= wrote:

Don't make me punch you THROAT.

Jym DyerFeb 1, 2002, 4:09 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

=v= Well, now we know whose underwear he's wearing.

=v= Is it true what they say about guys with big feet?   .--.
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madapantaFeb 4, 2002, 9:47 PM ET↩ Dariaclone

"Dariaclone" wrote in message news:mmi68.5261$[email]...

Another female perspective: 1. Jesse Grass (the dreadlocked guy from Dirt First from Lisa the Tree Hugger) 2. Hugh Parkfield 3. Sideshow Bob 4. Mr.Bergstrom 5. Thurston Moore (from Sonic Youth)

wavkingJan 31, 2002, 7:28 PM ET↩ Superdude

Maggie

.........Assuming she had aged properly by now.

No wait, she'd still be too young.

OK, Lisa then.

No, she's a prude............

I better stop now

DavidJan 31, 2002, 10:43 PM ET↩ wavking

In article , "wavking" wrote:

Ruin my fun, why don't you.

David Z Houston TX

SEF/MMFJan 31, 2002, 8:00 PM ET↩ David

Apu's Mother Agnes Skinner Crazy Cat Lady Sarah Wiggum Mona Simpson Jackie Bouvier Lunchlady Doris Mrs. Glick Nana Van Houten "Tattoo" Annie and last but not least.... . . . . Ms. No-Means-No

chaos signalFeb 1, 2002, 3:52 AM ET↩ Superdude

Princess Kashmir

Superdude wrote:

EDFFeb 1, 2002, 7:45 AM ET↩ chaos signal

Lurleen

Jason SaslowFeb 1, 2002, 9:31 AM ET↩ EDF

Dolley Parton

Pixellated AssholeFeb 1, 2002, 10:00 AM ET↩ Superdude

"Superdude" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'd do the chick from "Hooray for Everything".

ZedFeb 1, 2002, 10:17 AM ET↩ Superdude

Patty and/or Selma

Jym DyerFeb 1, 2002, 4:08 PM ET↩ Superdude

=v= Mindy Simmons, but first we'd eat donuts.           .-.  .-.
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POLL: What simpsons character would you have sex with?