Bart's system

Can someone tell me what Bart was saying when he explained how to memorize things to Lisa. I did not catch anything he said and it was too fast for me. I know that he was making some sentences using the first letters. Can anyone give me the full text for each time he was explaining it to Lisa. Thanks

http://www.briandeaton.net/videos/Simpsons-BartsLearningSystem.wmv

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Nelson wrote:

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memorize

me.

anyone

What exactly are the last two supposed to be??